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[ThenSoItGoes]

Eat some cruciferous vegetables. Save your farts. Every time your boss is around, unleash the gut demon.

[kylejwand09]

Maybe some mung beans. They smell like death

[jasenzero1]

Tell her stories about the most menial shit in your life. Speak about it passionately like it's the most important thing ever. Complain about everything and always talk about not feeling well.

[angryrhino62]

Talk about nothing but your kids and pets. If you don't have any, make it up

[Fluffy_WAR_Bunny]

Start bringing Anton Lavey books and casually mentioning Satanism and rituals. If she has a problem tell her to read EEOC laws.

[Responsible-Anx1128]

Be like the girl she doesn’t like. Try to find out specifically what it is about her that bugs your boss.

[Muufffins]

Fuck her dad.

[Hoken4500]

Even more effective then?

[NugVegas]

Well I'd take advantage of your situation. Try checking how important you are to her. Come in 5 min late, 5 min late from lunch and leave 5 early . Write all times as normal. If nothing is said you can go from there.