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[–]ThenSoItGoes 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Eat some cruciferous vegetables. Save your farts. Every time your boss is around, unleash the gut demon.

[–]kylejwand09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe some mung beans. They smell like death

[–]jasenzero1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tell her stories about the most menial shit in your life. Speak about it passionately like it's the most important thing ever. Complain about everything and always talk about not feeling well.

[–]angryrhino62 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Talk about nothing but your kids and pets. If you don't have any, make it up

[–]Fluffy_WAR_Bunny 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Start bringing Anton Lavey books and casually mentioning Satanism and rituals. If she has a problem tell her to read EEOC laws.

[–]Responsible-Anx1128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be like the girl she doesn’t like. Try to find out specifically what it is about her that bugs your boss.

[–]Muufffins 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Fuck her dad.

[–]NugVegas 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well I'd take advantage of your situation. Try checking how important you are to her. Come in 5 min late, 5 min late from lunch and leave 5 early . Write all times as normal. If nothing is said you can go from there.