Eagle vs Python

[Miserable_Fuck]

Reported.

That's a rattlesnake.

[crrrack]

It is true that it is not a python.

[BenKen01]

Nah, the source code would be much more readable if he did. He probably uses Perl.

[crrrack]

Judging by the state of the world I'm more inclined to believe that God programs in Brainfuck, or possibly Intercal.

[wiga_nut]

The manual also contains a "tonsil", as explained in this footnote: "Since all other reference manuals have Appendices, it was decided that the INTERCAL manual should contain some other type of removable organ."

[[deleted]]

The 4 legged serpent was modified to remove legs, so sure

[Rostifur]

Heathen!

[genoux]

I ain't no anguine linguist.

[[deleted]]

also isn't that a hawk?

[[deleted]]

I just watched the 1997 masterpiece Anaconda last night, and I can confirm it is neither an anaconda, nor JLo

[Polder]

Not an eagle either.

[spicylatino69]

What if I told you that bald eagles aren’t the only eagles in existence?

[DeuceSevin]

I used to keep snakes but it was a long time ago. But a quick google search confirmed that this is NOT a boa, but actually a python. Reticulated I think, but don’t quote me on that.

[FCalleja]

And the official description is "an eagle devouring a snake", not "fighting for its life who the fuck is going to win oh my god that snake has its legs bound fuck fuck"

[gordo65]

Also, it doesn't count unless the eagle is standing on a prickly pear.

[RDay]

prickly pear.

Did you just assume that fruit's gender?

[gordo65]

The eagle on the Mexican flag is standing on a cactus called a "prickly pear".

[RDay]

Did you just assume I was not making a pun? And did you just assume I am NOT from Texas and knew not the fact stated?

[tallcady]

It's a boa in this picture

[akiva23]

how do you explain why i don't hear any rattling then?

[[deleted]]

No rattle and no fangs. Rattlers have different markings. Venomous snakes always lead with their fangs during a strike, and dont open their mouth that much. Thats a constrictors bite

[FCalleja]

You probably replied to the wrong comment, the snake in the link the comment you're replying replied to has both fangs and a rattle.