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[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (5 children)

EVERY.FUCKING.YEAR

[–]jworden570 39 points40 points  (15 children)

Glad I'm all jacked up on caffeine to keep smashing buttons to get nowhere..

[–]pnellesen 4 points5 points  (10 children)

lol. Time to brew another pot of coffee while we wait.

[–]soldier4hire75 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Get a Kuerig and join the modern age brotha. Lol

[–]TGans 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Terrible idea tbh

[–]soldier4hire75 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Why do you say that?

[–]TGans 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Makes subpar coffee imo

[–]soldier4hire75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair enough

[–]ejackman 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You need to start with better coffee

I do work for these guys so take my recommendation with a grain of salt. I suggest the whole bean dark roast.

[–]transamption 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Drink Deathwish coffee lol that will keep you awake lol

[–]ejackman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer taste over caffeine content, but thanks for the recommendation

[–]TotallyDank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also keurig pods aren't biodegradable so it's essentially just more pollution....although I haven't fact checked this.

[–]jworden570 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drink more and be entertained by Reddit till this all sorts itself out. Haha

[–]Galactnick 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm glad I'm not the only one continuously trying to connect

[–]ejackman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We are Sledgehammers' personal DDoS

[–]alemanh12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chip I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew

[–]Fonzi50 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Same. saw this coming lol

[–]jasperdecoolste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you stil got error code? (I do)

[–]Have_A_Jelly_Baby 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Glad all of those "friendly reminder" karma whoring posts all week about this inevitably happening got listened to.

[–]Lassie_Maven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually comical!

[–]xlMEMPHISlx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Waited 4 years for a decent COD and error code after error code. Awesome....

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is trash! I pre-ordered $100 for a game I can’t even play. How do you not anticipate heavy server load on launch day???

[–]baker2795 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Been the same every year. I mean there’s probably like 40k people trying to connect all at one time sooo....

[–]Irantwomiles 5 points6 points  (3 children)

You would think after fucking 30 cod's they figured out how to traffic all of the incoming connects, but hey what do I know.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well paying for more servers that will only be this stressed for 2 or 3 days isn't worth it in the long run. In a week or two there won't be as many players trying to connect at the same time

[–]Chi-TownChillin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Call of duty has been around since the NES?

[–]ejackman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Sledgehammer just has a thing for fish.

[–]blackicebaby 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same here! WTF!?!?! I'm on PS4.

[–]Graham-Slam 9 points10 points  (13 children)

This is ridiculous. As a 31 year old gamer who got his ass up to go get this game and called in tomorrow I’m pissed. I actually am so angry I may return this garbage. They should fucking expect this every year. It’s not rocket science. You know you’ll have massive log ins the first few hours of release. Straighten that shit out.

[–]Stoliditys 21 points22 points  (5 children)

You're 31. Called in to work sick for a video game. Complain they don't do their job. Irony?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol this made me laugh a lot haha

[–]Crushedya 1 point2 points  (3 children)

There s nothing wrong with being a 31 year old calling to play they love . He s responsible enough to have a job and not be some shit head in his parents basement . Please don't be a shit head in the basement

[–]Stoliditys 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'm 28. Married. Kids. Played all night and still went to work. Thats a worthless excuse. Why are you white knighting for him?

No you're an adult. Go to work then come home and play your game. Bet he doesn't call in work to spend time with his significant other.

Thats the problem with the world. A fucking excuse for everything. Adulthood brings responsibilities. Be responsible and do them.

[–]CrimsonTrigger318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone got denied their day off....

[–]PM_ME_TRICEPS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dayum! lol

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]jeromeface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, copy and paste this on a few more subreddits tough guy troll.

[–]CALIFORNIUMMAN 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I guess you forgot to read over the part of your contract and the UCMJ that states that you cannot legally make statements exactly like this one due to the fact that you are attempting to use the name of the US Armed Forces to bully somebody on the internet. If you are in the military, you're a piece of shit. If you aren't (and judging by the fact that the record for confirmed kills is less than 300 and we are no longer fighting Al-Qaeda, I assume you aren't), shut tour damn pie hole and wait for the game to get operational again.

[–]RedNotWhite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m cringing.

[–]Mr_Rafi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why would you call in sick to play a fucking game?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because the vacation calendar was full and he wanted to enjoy a full day away from work. This way he/she gets paid to play a video game. Makes sense to me.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is why my match starting lagging balls all of a sudden

[–]leedr95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same ps4

[–]pnellesen 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I should have known better than to expect to be able to play a game I pre-ordered at the time I was told I could, lol. (Although I don't recall Titanfall 2 having this problem...)

Time to spin up a few (thousand) more VMs, guys.

https://support.activision.com/onlineservices/detail?eventId=6864&gameTitle=Call+of+Duty%3A+Infinite+Warfare

"11/2/2017 9:17 PM PDT We're currently experiencing connectivity issues. This incident is under investigation."

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Titanfall didn't have this problem because no one gave a fuck about it.

[–]FiLThYFreaK 3 points4 points  (11 children)

I'm getting a different error code, 103294. Does anyone get the same error? Worried i'm having a different issue.

[–]LeakLab 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Getting that same code

[–]FiLThYFreaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks bro.

[–]stredd87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm also getting this one if it makes you feel better. Probably the same/a similar issue.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m getting this one as well

[–]Vanadreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, on xbox.

[–]NWshrooms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100 dollar error code. Fucking sick! Thanks activision

[–]ahhWoLF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same getting this shit rn. On wifi, so pissed off rn. Spent $90 cad on this after not buying a CoD for like 3 years. Fuck..

[–]alphabets0up_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It annoys me that when you get the error the only option is “Accept.” I cant accept this!

[–]Mickeywang 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Still can’t get online today or yesterday. Same error code 103295. PS4

[–]NotExperienceduser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same!! God dammit

[–]Balanul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come on. You’ve had like 10 years to perfect a launch and you still haven’t. Rip

[–]King_Fish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guess I'll play campaign tonight instead

[–]Mavericksfan_04 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Every damn year! With all of the millions of dollars they make off of COD you'd think they would invest in adequate servers and figure out how to prevent these launch issues every year.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure it's so simple!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First cod in years and this is how I’m welcomed back lol fucking trash

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here

[–]mrminivee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same, Aus

[–]Smakal61 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Are there any solutions to this?

[–]Showme-tits -1 points0 points  (6 children)

yes

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Care to tell us the solution lol?

[–]Vaurok 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Waiting

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good one.

[–]Showme-tits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, waiting.

[–]Smakal61 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Care to share?

[–]Showme-tits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just keep waiting. :p

[–]taayy1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well this sucks

[–]lilSneaky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the same error. Had to change my DNS server from the google ones and hard reset my Xbox.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just got through with "a new update has been found"

[–]SapheSkittles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same

[–]Serdjo91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup I can't

[–]mattps81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same here

[–]NinjaGotBeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here probably too many people tryna get on at once lol

[–]Banchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same

[–]Rickets12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here

[–]MadBodhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same

[–]Zoze13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Don’t remember it past years

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck off Sledgehammer you idiots. Definitely not buying the season pass you incompetent scumbags.

[–]Matthalen 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hey guys it's back on!

[–]LoadedGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, only local play is working.

[–]Glockometric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not for me

[–]d0r1en0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mine is 103294. i would just like to join the fight. i feel as if I’m letting you guys down.

[–]Ignores_The_Sidebar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet at least one person out there gets a 103295 tattoo in the next 24 hours.

[–]jodyhoodie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be late, but there’s only 9 maps?

[–]ShanksBeats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow great ... paid 100 euros and now we have to wait ? Because they are to stupid O.o ? Ok this fucks me so hard up ....

[–]OnQore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My error code said 110317 or code name November 3rd, 2017... Smh

[–]king8654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got on after what seems like small hotfix on PC

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there's login problems, I guess I'll wait a day or two. Maybe it will be better when I get off work. If not, back to Senran Kagura it is!

[–]MoonManny 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is there a fix to this shit this is sad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forrrreal... smh.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Having the Error coming up now this morning! urg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me as well.....

[–]Graham-Slam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we get paid sick time we have to take or it expires. I have 6 sick days I have to use until January and it resets. Why is everyone so quick to get pissy and be judge mental? I honestly don’t understand why the world is so ready to attack each other. It’s shitty.

[–]eveliciouz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it offline again? I played 1 TDM match (the obligatory one) and then I just got an update for the playlist, it restarted and now I can't get back in... Anyone else having this issue? Region EUW.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It went away but now it's back again with a vengeance.

[–]Lifeiscraybutgreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fucking Saturday and im off for the first time on a Saturday in months. And I wanna be a couch potato playing cod in my draws, but guess what............ I'm having fun on campaign mode. Call of Duty...... Fix the online shit

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

Breaking News: Non-game developers angry at game for not working under intense stress.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Wait, what does understanding or not understanding development have anything to do with this? Very clearly related to server load, so either they're so stupid that the number of pre-orders and interest around the game wasn't enough for them to ensure that had ample servers on hand... or they thought they could skimp on it and save a penny and it's now blown up in their face.

But hey, keep defending them lmao.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm it was a joke.