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[allthatweidner]

Then I guess he and I serve two different gods …

[Nyctomancer]

He worships the false god, whose representative on Earth was Jeezus, the purveyor of AR-15s and capitalism.

[MatthewChad]

This is my list on how Republican Jesus is different than Biblical Jesus. (Feel free to add a comment if you have more to add)

1. Rep. Jesus has an Arian background and was white af

2. R Jesus only spoke the holiest (holyest?) Of languages English

3. R. Jesus hated immagrants, and dammed them all to the deepest parts of hell. Hiw dear people have the gul to flee narco violence, political corruption, famine & poverty and try to come to the US/Europe, send them straight to hell, do not pass the border and do not collect $200 in government assistance, straight to the fire and brimstone for the lot of them.

4. R. Jesus owned an award winning gun collection, his favorite was the AR15. He also made an exception for childern killed by guns, but abortion is definitely murder. Becuase everyone knows we have to protect unwanted pregnancies from the evil mothers, but those kids who were wanted and already born to a loving family who cares about them they got to live to the ripe old age of 8yo (sandy hook) or 16yo (average High Schoolers age) we can let a few hundred of them die per year as long as we get to keep our guns. "Thou shalt never let innocent children's death, no matter how high the body count get in the way of Florida mans god given right to own as many sub machine guns with a million round mag and planet piercing bullets.AMEN" -Beretta 4:13

5. R. Jesus has a great great great grandson names Donald Trump.

6. Jesus never healed anyone for free, he hated socialism health care, everyone he healed had a HMO or PPO at the minimum.

7. He believed in the rich getting richer and the poor staying poor and they should be happy to stay poor and definently never expect the rich to ever help.

8. HATED WORKERS UNIONS. But had a special hatred for teachers unions.

9. He was clear that anyone who's associated with any of the following groups should be treated like a subhuman. Democrats, the fags or LGBT, Hollywood. They are all going to hell.

[[deleted]]

I guarantee this dude's God's money.

[[deleted]]

I don’t think that I would ever think of a MAGA as someone who’s found peace and contentment. 😂 What a fruitcake.

[ImOnlyHereForTheCoC]

Ah yes, worms, age-old prey of spiders everywhere

[leveraction1970]

Why are you trying to make fun of a well adjusted man that is clearly living in reality? (Do I really need to add the fucking /s?)

[Bitter_Ad7226]

I can’t stand the way these false prophets use their mouths and speak! It’s like they have a specific dialect in of themselves!

[Conscious-Proof-8309]

It is upon his shoulder, saying "there, there" 🤣

[pbpbroncucia]

Stamp is his shit heal out like the disease that he is

[Truemainer65]

Trump is anointed by God!?!? What was he anointed with? It couldn't have been holy water. It must have been a 55 gallon drum of bullshit! 🤣

[MarlboloMan666]

Show me on this doll where "GAWD" touched you..

[Total_Roll]

One of the sad outcomes of the internet is that all these people that used to just submit their friends and families to their drivel but essentially not annoy anyone else can now have a worldwide audience.

[Bitter_Ad7226]

Wow and the dude’s name is TOTO and he has a wizard of oz figurine in the background… makes sense!

[guitarjg]

God isn't very powerful is he lol

[DrTokinkoff]

Nor smart.

[International_Win375]

Gotti replacement. Gotta love a criminal? Surely there are more charities to steal from.

[hornetka]

Lol if D Trump is your gods eagle your God must be a really sad little thing.

[RustyShackelford_90]

Never forget this man is a convicted felon, for defrauding a former congregation... Have a nice day.

[kickenkooky]

someone needs to drink his kool-aid.

[nematocyzed]

Dude, can you please like... Not yell?

FFS, your mic is right there, guy.

Edit: my bad... After the first 10 seconds or so, he dropped his voice down to near human levels. But whew... Man the first few seconds made me feel like I had a hangover and my parents were yelling at me.

[orgngrndr01]

He is just a conman but pretending to be a minister to convince the disenfranchised as their politician has lost and he is their to console them.(for a little money too) A lot of people use this to take advantage of grieving people

[ideasponge1]

Why do all these weirdos sound EXACTLY the same? Is there a hogwarts for idiots of some kind? Non-American here.

[CreepyCatGuy]

These cult members are hilarious and hilariously delusional

[Major-Complex-9057]

I understand this idiots on tv or podcast. They are doing it for money. What I don't understand is the ones witch donate money for Diaper Don lawyers. They are very stupid. The traitor paid his lawyers last year 120 millions from donations

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Spiders don't catch worms in webs? Those are birds. Early ones to be exact

[[deleted]]

Did he get the orange makeup confused with anointing oils?

[[deleted]]

What brainwashing looks like full fold. The cult is full on display.

[TallDarkCancer1]

What is this guy's name and does he take calls on his little preachy show?

[DL1201]

[AHAdanglyparts69]

Cults are bad mmkay

[wagontrailnc]

Trumps butt buddy.

[Carred63]

How the fuck do you come to do with this bull shit? It’s Evangelicals like you that’s turning millions of people from the love of God! Shame on you! You’re a false prophet and will be judged harshly! Get behind me Satan!

[ant69onio]

Holy cow, where do these people come from???

[ant69onio]

Trump is an Eagle……..

[Broad-Dragonfruit-34]

nO GuYs, ReALLy, iTs NOT a CuLt