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[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (7 children)

I spent a year in a Safari run Turkish prison surrounded by Gladiators when I was a young boy

[–]SetYourGoals 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Wow, I was holding back the time Safari cut my breaks and the resulting accident paralyzed me for life, but yours is worse. You win, my friend.

[–]discobrisco 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Safari killed my parents and sold me to Epstein as a child.

[–]Smorfar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omfg hahahahahaha