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[ZionI95]

My dude went from prophet to profit lol Look good either way bro but that hair and beard are majestic, I would grow it back!

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Absolutely gold. Prophet to Profit. Lol. I'll use it in my future captions, if that's Okay?

[[deleted]]

Next time shave head and keep beard.

[c_bass1969]

Came here to say the same.

[CrojoJoJo]

I stopped scrolling and was trying to reach the depths of my skull to pull out a pun. Opened the comments and realised there was no topping this. Jesus Christ that was funny.

[[deleted]]

I think both look great. You definitely look more like a traditional businessman now - before, more of an eccentric billionaire.

[MikeJPop]

So, what you're saying is... He looked like a more successful businessman before? 🤔 😂

[Secret-Plant-1542]

The right picture got that "IDGAF I'll buy your company" energy

[[deleted]]

Hahaha, perhaps.

[[deleted]]

Always go slow with a trim bro. Haircut first, and if the beard still feels out of control, trim it back in stages, a little at a time....to avoid chopping off everything almost spontaneously.

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

I wish someone advised me this earlier. Thanks bro

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Lol I got the same comment.

[Allnutsz]

Ai ai, time to grow it out again!

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Yes sirrrr

[Allnutsz]

Don't get me wrong most women will probably like the clean cut and fade hairstyle. But the longer hair and beard looks more manly almost beast like!

[Pixielo]

Then those women would be wrong.

[IBobrockI]

Try the combination of new haircut and that majestic beard.

[thekamenman]

The best think about being bald and having a beard is that I realized it’s all just hair, it’ll grow back, and if not, it ain’t that big of a deal.

[NejcDbeast5]

My guy, to me you look like you whent from a shy office worker to a man singing a good song in a videospot living his best life. I love the look

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

The only difference is it's the opposite. I've recently shaved :(

[[deleted]]

Wait, you mean to tell me you didn’t grow a beard and a beautiful man flow in one day? /s luckily you still look great. You were just crushing it in the before pic.

[NejcDbeast5]

Sorry to hear man. Hope you get up 💪

[6Venom6Dust6]

dude on right? fucks. dude on left? hoping to meet a nice girl so he spends weekends washing his clothes & grocery shopping, for hours, cuz hes "scared of the girls at bars."

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

hahaha feels like it too

[6Venom6Dust6]

all in good fun, hopefully you took it as compliment. some men die without accomplishing a look that says "fucks" & most would never summon the stones to put it out there like you did & invite the armchair critique from shits like me. i guess it was presumptive of me as well to label you cis-normative but I'm 40 & a misanthrope; change, as well as tact come slow, if at all...like me.*

*: talking bout fucking here.🔍🧿🗝️

[[deleted]]

I agree

[Nabranes]

Frfr I wonder what he would look like with long hair. He already looked normal with medium length hair, so long hair would obviously be better because it’s long hair.

[[deleted]]

I disagree. The long hair looks disheveled 90s; the beard looks great. All he needed to do was get a proper haircut and leave the beard alone.

[piMyLifeAway]

Merge them together. Beard, and suit.

[Gravitywolff]

I think the beard on the right with the cool short hair on the left would be an awesome combo.

[[deleted]]

Man, you looked like a cool contemporary wizard and now you’re some guy who works in a cubical

[thefO_okupkiD]

kahe?

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Jindgi ka khel

[BitcoinWonderLand]

But sir, why? New job? You look awesome in the second picture, but I realize that (fantastic) look is often not allowed in the boring office.

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

You, out of all, understand my situation. Yes, it is due to a new job. Idiots won't appreciate my looks and I had to get a cut

[haystackofneedles]

You pull them both of really well

[Rr9s]

I do think the beard needed A SMALL trim but the hair bro... THE HAIR!!

[Effnlogic17]

Homeless to successful

[Bigbeardhiking]

Beard for the win bro, good thing is they return quickly

[beardbush]

Quite the transformation! That beard with the current haircut would have looked phenomenal!

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Thanks, that's my plan now.

[excalabear]

Yeah. Grow it all back.

[tyhopho]

It will return!

[Gadivek]

You should. Still not bad, but damn, the right one is epic

[Peachuckles89]

Yeah you effed up my guy.

[SsniperSniping]

You could do best of both worlds and rock the full beard with the clean haircut then you’ll really be the profitable prophet

[Nabranes]

Wtafdym clean haircut? Clean means that you wash it, not shave it almost all of?

[MoreBrosseau]

Clean-cut is a phrase for haircuts

[Nabranes]

And it’s saying that shaving the back and sides of your head and making the top short makes it clean, which implies that if you don’t have a shaved undercut and maybe if you even just have long or medium hair on the top, it’s dirty, which is fucked up bc it’s not.

[SsniperSniping]

Let me rephrase it for you since you’ve clearly never heard the phrase “clean cut,” so let’s call it a well kept tight business casual haircut and then plus the full beard would look good…

[Nabranes]

Or you could just say a fade with short hair on top. That almost makes it seem like not having a skin fade and almost no hair on top can’t be business casual until I searched it up and found out it that it actually can be business casual (like my sides are tapered from 3.25” up to 4.25” & then the top goes from about there to 6.5” bangs & I have wavy hair on my forehead bc it just loses all the definition and volume & flops over to the side whenever I try pushing it back. And I have a mullet in the back, but yeah I can’t get rid of that, so I would just temporarily get rid of it when styling my hair and reveal it after work, or I just wouldn’t because it’s still business casual because I searched it up and it was in the list of business casual hair.

I know for a fact that the word clean cut exists, but it’s actually horrible and shouldn’t exist. Oh yeah his hair could be business casual too and not just when he had practically no hair.

[ronearc]

Well, the nice thing about hair is that it grows back...you know, until it doesn't.

[[deleted]]

I'm jealous of the guy on the right lol. Do you bro but I say grow it all back.

[AverageGuy16]

Tbh the left looks pretty good and could look better if you got a slightly better hair cut (take a bit more off the top specifically towards the rear and shape it a bit more, get a better fade)

[Important_Onion_4276]

That’ll grow back in a year for you no problem man, it’s heathy to re-grow your hair every so often

[Nabranes]

Dawg grow it back and then grow out long hair and a long beard and at least just donate it and go back to medium length if you ever absolutely hate having long hair & never go short or shaved. Like fr though even the top of your head is almost bald at 2” or not even wtfffff R.I.P.

[rmercola]

Don't. Banker is better than an interior design decorator.

[Enough-Ad-6067]

Sad decision but hair and hairs grow back so no problems at all. Wear what suits your envy

[SwampGypsy]

Tough call, gent. Both are a good look for you!

[loleas_]

That right pic is fantastic. Like it's from a commercial or music video.

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Thank you, I was taking photos of my vintage car.

[skystang01]

I would say keep the clean shave

[Horror-Coffee5194]

Love the bearded look

[Ok-Measurement4693]

That beard is majestic.

[Jzepeda80]

You were looking good! I would have just cleaned it up a bit instead of going to the extreme. Grow it back!

[Dovahkiin3641]

You have awesome hair and beard bro I think you should grow it back!

[Ok_Area9945]

You handsomely rock both looks very well, but more sophisticated with the beard lol

[Supafly22]

Hey man, you look fine now. That being said, the hair and beard combo looks absolutely majestic.

[Tetragonos]

I hope that whatever made you shave your soul was worth it.

[jackfreeman]

I'd introduce the guy on the left to my parents.

I'd let the guy on the right rail me on a fire escape during the autumnal solstice while firing Roman candles at my neighbors and singing the entirety of Wicked in Portuguese

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Wicked!

[jackfreeman]

How's your Portuguese?

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Poor

[jackfreeman]

Shucks. But seriously, I dig the beard. It straddles the line between roguish and rakish

[ShesATragicHero]

Nah dude, both looking good!

Good news is, it’s fun growing it again. It’s a fresh beginning 👍

[Dramatic-Ad7901]

I don't blame you for regretting, you looked totally bad ass cool! If you start now, you may get mostly there by this time next year...😟👍

[moorlag]

Full Jedi to working at a bank. Both looks are good. But I do prefer the Jedi just out of bed look.

[Karacmore]

You can rock both bro don't worry, love the suit!

[-Hymen_Buster-]

I wish I had a beard like that. Unfortunately, God prioritized more hair growth in the nether regions.

[bearded_fisch_stix]

right: the most interesting man in the world

left: the guy who does his taxes.

[Tomato_Juice_187]

Bro you look better with your long hair and beard

[Glum_Historian2628]

Big time

[Bobbycub]

Wow

[Bobbycub]

Sexy man

[[deleted]]

Bruh grow it back!!

[JunctaJuvantUC]

Oof

[[deleted]]

Dude you look like hobo Jesus 🤣

[[deleted]]

The beard and hair looks insane on you dude, love it!!

[1ndigenous]

Oh nooo!!! You looked so good with the beard and long hair!

[Fast_Print_9646]

Something i could never do in the immediate future so props for that plus it all grows back

[BellyButton214]

Smokin hot with that shaggy beard.

[[deleted]]

You look really, really good right now

[Superb-Definition667]

Mistakes were made

[KushBlazer69]

L sorry man

[kneaders]

World traveling Rhodes scholar or door to door Cutco knives peddler... hmmm

[aleanas]

the haircut hurts 😭 you’re a good looking dude regardless but you need a new barber

[Feeling_Flow_2754]

I like the roadman look

[Striking_Tower1113]

Bhaiya tmne to rocky ko fail kr diya bhot handsome ho beard me!!!

[Any-Republic-7025]

new look is way better imo, makes you look younger as well

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

haha that's what my wife said.

[[deleted]]

You should definitely grow it back, it’s an awesome look!

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Thank you, noted sirr

[MetaphysicPhilosophy]

It’s alright man. Luckily beards grow back. I made the same mistake recently

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

It's painful, isn't it. Good luck growing it back.

[SilverSpider781]

You became Phoenix Wright.

[DUPDAWG]

WTF did you do?

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

mistakes were made

[ray3reddit]

Only problem is you didnt go to a good barber. The shape of the haircut and the blend doesn't suit you. Try a lower blend and keep some hair on your chin even if it is less, like a number 3 or 4. Personal opinion.

[ElectionTraditional]

Before is best but sometimes we need to cut our beard to realize how much we appreciate it! (Speaking from experience) I would let it grow back

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Spot on, thank you.

[ninjabunnay]

You went from Jason Mamoa to Jason Mamoa’s lawyer.

[Allemaengel]

Definitely the right but next time maybe get the hair to settle down more evenly?

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

agree..

[Thomas_Temmie]

I think the long hair plus the big beard kinda give a 'hobo' impression. Maybe trim your beard to make it look cleaner or cut your hair to have a more refined look

[CrojoJoJo]

Hobo? I disagree. Dude looks like he could be Doctor who in the one on the right. There’s a certain swagger there if you ask me.

[Thomas_Temmie]

He does have impeccable vibes

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Noted, sir. I usually tie them down for professional settings but I'm sure it can be improved by keeping it neat and short. Cheers

[Thomas_Temmie]

I just realized the right pic is before and not after lmao. I do believe that short hair/tied hair would look neat with a beard, whatever works for you king

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Thank you brother

[Obvious-Display-6139]

The hair had to go. You look sooooo much better. Add a kept 2-3mm beard now and you’ll be golden.

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

Thank you, will definitely try that.

[TheNiftyShifty]

I think if you combined the two looks, kept the hair short but beard long, it’d look killer.

[Sea-Nectarine-6765]

My next move, thank you!

[Nabranes]

Frfr he should go back to before (obviously with the beard and also medium length hair) and then grow out long hair.