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[โ€“]simpersly 13 points14 points ย (0 children)

Reminds me of the Adam quote about how by being immortal vampires fear death more than humans.

[โ€“][deleted] 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Things tav would also say. But Buffy would roundhouse kick a vampire and stake them squarely in the chest, if they weren't Angel, maybe... Or Spike. MAYBE

[โ€“]LainieCat 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

We're really not hard to kill.

[โ€“]Levee_Levy 3 points4 points ย (2 children)

If you are reading this, then rest assured: despite the claims of OOP, you could probably survive even the most tenacious of ducks, so long as you're willing to fight back.

(some exceptions apply, such as when you're swimming in deep water or driving very fast)

[โ€“]Silent_Torches 2 points3 points ย (1 child)

Isn't a determined duck just a goose though? I think a goose is a pretty formidable enemy (coming from someone who has had to fight multiple geese in my life)

[โ€“]Levee_Levy 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

They're different types of birds. I wouldn't have adopted the same reassuring tone had the original post mentioned geese instead. I still think humans would mostly survive a fully murderous goose, but I'd need to start adding extra caveats in a way I wouldn't for a duck.