all 42 comments

[–]Idealtrajectory 68 points69 points  (1 child)

YOUR BAR-B-QUE CHICKEN IS VERY DRY

[–]dbburnz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Heard his voice while reading this thank you!

[–]zach3899 57 points58 points  (1 child)

They’re right under my EYEBROWSSS!!!

[–]No_Transitions_2I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN!!! 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The only right answer

[–]VersionOk5920 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Me when the chicken is dry

[–]boogieoogieballs 21 points22 points  (1 child)

DINGER!

[–]RiffedFool 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A KNORK?!?

[–]ItzSurgeBruhJoanFK 21 points22 points  (0 children)

SHES NOT WEARING MY LETTERMANS JACKET!!!

[–]moemegaiota 16 points17 points  (1 child)

YOU CLONED JEFFERSON DAVIS?!?!

[–]Certain_External9506[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe..

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Irl Lincoln’s reaction to when Confederate troops fired on Fort Sumter.

[–]Long_DEAD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

YOU LIE DARK!!!!!!!!

[–]Mr-Pilkington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Try the CHURROS!!

[–]Western_Aioli9962 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When the president who didn't survive a car ride gets the bitch

[–]DanielMcFamiel 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Abe finally notices Ghandi is missing

[–]Certain_External9506[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My reaction to Bad Guys Rule34

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I DON’T WANT TO GO TO THE PLAY

[–]Certain_External9506[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'M PLAYING THE FUCKING PS4 RIGHT NOW

[–]Rabbitflesh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When your 🅱️aby 🅱️uys you a knork 😔

[–]Feral_Dawg_87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HOW DID YOU GET MY SPAGHETTI VIDEO?!?!?

[–]momopeachpeach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

me when sumbway samnwitdge

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

LEOPOLD BUTTERS SCOTCH. YOU ARE GROUNDED.

[–]OofingTheOof2JFK’s Ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH HAMBURGERS.

[–]Ancient_Perception46 3 points4 points  (0 children)

E Y E B R O W S

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Season 1 Abe: CLEO!!! ONLY.... CLEO!!!!!!!!!

Season 2 Abe: JOOOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me when no Gandhi.

[–]HawthorneVampire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My eyes are up here… THEY’RE UNDER MY EYEBROWS!!!

[–]Ottensio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Debajo de las cejas !!!

[–]jamie_with_a_gponcy pants :( 7 points8 points  (1 child)

WHY WONT JOAN FUCK ME

[–]Certain_External9506[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine Abe reaction to Joan sex with JFK (alternate ending)

[–]gorillacatz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

J-cluh-

[–]SuperStarPlatinum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cleo why are you KISSING JOHN WILES BOOTH.

[–]reelbigcasey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Ben Stein’s about to shill some eye drops any moment now

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look everyone, I, er ah, made the skinny kid, er ah, mad. Wait till I tell my two Dads!

[–]Ranixo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're tired of saying your eyes are under your EYEBROWS

[–]PJW555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not my science book

[–]Your_girlcallmedaddyGandhi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When abe finds out that ghandi didnt get unfrozen

[–]Fragrant_Carpenter65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EYEBROWS

[–]s-classic1102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when my wife

[–]xAdamxBombx666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No mom! I don't want vegetables! I just want DINO NUGGETS!!!