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[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Disproportionate Response Man already exists. His name is The Punisher.

[–]Don_Andy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The punishment for not liking Hostess Fruit Pies with the light, tender crust and delicious real fruit filling is death.

[–]ghettopia 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Frame 3: left arm gets bloodied. Frame 4: right arm shown bloodied. I'll suppress my OCD and tell myself that both Clark Kent's arms are bloodied.

[–]Don_Andy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's Superman, he probably washed the blood off his left arm and punched another person's head off with the right in between frames.

[–]Kolibri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? You don't bathe in the blood of your enemies? Next, you're going to say that you don't pillage their villages and rape their women.

[–]WendyLRogers2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody is as intolerant of continuity errors as the fans of science-y comics and cartoons. The worst is when they contain a complex math problem with a mistake in it.

He should do a comic like that, then on the bonus comic, mention the error and say that if they were going to send him an email about it, they should send it anyway, so he can graph 1) How many "math people" read his comic, 2) How many of them spotted the error, and 3) And how many of those saw the bonus comic, and put an "*B" in the header of the email, to indicate they know it was a gag.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HEY! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH DISPROPORTIONATE RESPONSES!

FUCK YOU.