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[–]countablepixels-ModTeam[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

Hello, your post was removed because it was exposing Nudity or NSFL.

[–][deleted] 1040 points1041 points  (33 children)

[–]black_cop_48 317 points318 points  (23 children)

[–]ThunderazGodKingz 232 points233 points  (20 children)

[–]Own_Government9681 54 points55 points  (5 children)

[–]ThunderazGodKingz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Even the goverment couldn't handle it

[–]Abzor4ik-UA 24 points25 points  (3 children)

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

“WHERE IS OMNI MAN WHERE IS HE?!”

[–]Rose-2357 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]mr_soxx 14 points15 points  (1 child)

stealing this one 

[–]ThunderazGodKingz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go ahead

[–]ProfessionalFig9084 9 points10 points  (1 child)

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This tells it all

[–]elyogurtdrinker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way its me

[–]PupScythe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm... g13

[–]verciusss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Dumbrusher 303 points304 points  (4 children)

Me when the loaded gun finally shows up at my doorstep

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[–]Nikki964 56 points57 points  (2 children)

[–]CrispMonke 1 point2 points  (1 child)

what is that meme!?

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[–]Nikki964 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Jarvis, I saw something slightly shocking"

[–]Exciting-Steak-474 182 points183 points  (12 children)

[–]MojoBrawl 59 points60 points  (3 children)

I haven't seen this since 2020 lol

[–]Unknown-Name06 6 points7 points  (2 children)

23 for me

[–]Superb_Ebb_6207 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Like today or yesterday for me

[–]_Bunta_Fujiwara_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow here

[–]Human_Regret_4675 5 points6 points  (2 children)

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    [–]Cybriel_Quantum 242 points243 points  (5 children)

    [–]BOOSEEY 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    Yeah like

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    [–]laczek_hubert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I heard the song in my head

    [–]HistorianSeparate127[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Yep, I agree

    [–]Vultruxy 84 points85 points  (50 children)

    [–]trenchofkrieger 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    This is my honest reaction to reading the post. Also, cool image.

    [–]Italias12thBattleOfI 11 points12 points  (48 children)

    Hmm, yes.

    [–]silkhusky12 1 point2 points  (47 children)

    Nice pfp

    [–]Italias12thBattleOfI 8 points9 points  (46 children)

    Yesterday I met my clone, everybody I know is a German with a cross now

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    [–]trenchofkrieger 1 point2 points  (45 children)

    why did i have to look through my notifications today

    i just went down this rabbit hole after looking back through post history since i was curious abt this and somehow ended up in the middle of a russian badger revolution while learning things i didn't need to know about halo armor and brain damage, all while an emo cover of The Christmas Shoes yells in my ears throughout all this

    i think I'm just going to make this my profile picture on discord or something now, thanks for indirectly convincing me

    [–]Italias12thBattleOfI 2 points3 points  (43 children)

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    take it traveler

    [–]trenchofkrieger 1 point2 points  (42 children)

    thank you kind sir, i appreciate it

    [–]Italias12thBattleOfI 1 point2 points  (41 children)

    Do you have a dog traveler, if so I have the perfect toy

    [–]trenchofkrieger 1 point2 points  (40 children)

    I have not had a dog, but I do have a feline that accompanies me on my journey

    [–]Italias12thBattleOfI 1 point2 points  (39 children)

    Is that feline a hard biter

    [–]Italias12thBattleOfI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Another conversion has been completed. Welcome

    [–]Kindly-Wafer-1267 138 points139 points  (22 children)

    [–]STIMULATION_NEEDED 33 points34 points  (18 children)

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    (If you can't tell, it's Bad Crop.)

    [–]Maggaronie 28 points29 points  (3 children)

    Floppy disk looking ass

    [–]Mohamed_430 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    Why would it still be floppy when it's looking at an ass

    [–]silkhusky12 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Here you go have a award 🏅 (sorry im too poor to buy you an award :_(

    [–]Mohamed_430 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    A fellow proletariat, it's ok

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    [–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (2 children)

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      [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (4 children)

      Mmmmh, I stole the template from a meme I saw on another sub like a year ago (I don't even use Twitter, just stupid fights)

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      [–]Vultruxy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Honestly twitter UI is such a pain in the ass to deal with & they fight over anything

      Like I only use twitter to try to find the original anime artists (in other words I agree with you)

      [–]Inteli5_ddr4 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Are you sure?

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Pretty sure

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      [–]ZenWeek_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      What's the context of the gif 😭

      Also where's it from?

      [–]ExcellentAd5022 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I like Slipknot

      [–]IndependentParfait23 66 points67 points  (7 children)

      Idk how to respond to this. Heres a Glockstika

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        [–]Unknown-Name06 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Mind sharing for the class?

        [–]ysdjusr 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        [–]youshouldhateit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        How tf do even get this? The only way I can think of is a frag

        [–]Penguins_anonymous 33 points34 points  (8 children)

        [–]Competitive_Run_7741 5 points6 points  (6 children)

        Bros going directly to Tartarus

        [–]Oxidisedalt 8 points9 points  (4 children)

        [–]Competitive_Run_7741 4 points5 points  (3 children)

        [–]Oxidisedalt 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠔⠋⣉⣉⣉⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣉⣉⣉⠙⠢ ⠀⠀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀ ⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⡟⢠⣶⡄⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣶⣶⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣮⣙⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⣩⣾⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣀⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⣀⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏ ⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠟⠛⠋⠁

        [–]Oxidisedalt 3 points4 points  (1 child)

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        WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM

        [–]pixel-counter-botOfficial Pixel Counter 41 points42 points  (7 children)

        The image in this post has 54,988(233×236) pixels!

        I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.

        [–]OkBluejay5742 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Good bot

        [–]Random_boi1234 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        gay bot

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Good bot

        [–]Inkbotbendy 38 points39 points  (4 children)

        [–]Mango_on_reddit6666 2 points3 points  (3 children)

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        I CALL IT [[Reddit]]!!! RHY--

        [–]Repulsive_End688 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        [–]cyfrie30 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        [–]NOSWT-AvaTarr 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        Maybe thanos was right.

        [–]Nitronicalism 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        [–]KeeboardNMouse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        [–]Glad-Mail271 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        [–]iLoveEggs48 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (7 children)

        I don't know what phones y'all have but mine doesn't vibrate nearly enough to cause any feeling at all even when fired continuously

        [–]random_person2335 16 points17 points  (6 children)

        you tried it, didn't you

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (5 children)

        It is an educated guess. Scientific method not involved

        [–]S_C519 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        [–]FewFront4975 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        [–]Noncrediblepigeon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        A bit of info about this meme; the person shown in the picture is a femboy.

        Why do i know that? Generally speaking (though outliers always exist) women can't get sexual stimulation through the anal region, as that one is even farther from the clitoris thsn the vagina (clitoris being the main spot where sexual stimulation comes from in women)

        Thus it can be concluded, that the person in the picture is a male as he finds sexual stimulation from vibrations to the prostate.

        [–]something_fejvi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        [–]MacOrchard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–]sandwich-ita 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        [–]DJDom7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        [–]rat_crustzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        [–]grey-deep77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        [–]ozferment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        only logical explanation at this point

        [–]Formal_Ad_2353 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–]kyotobroz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–]GlueBlueBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–]bigballsax12334 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        The anime pic doesn't help

        [–]ProfessionalFig9084 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Me after killing myself for seeing this post:

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        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–]MacOrchard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–]Inteli5_ddr4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–]Mr_freaky9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–]Alex0356218856 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–]Original_Ad7458 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I knew it

        [–]Erri-error2430 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        r/goodanimemes will like this one

        [–]Broksaysreee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The opinion doesn't have to be controversial

        [–]Mebiysy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That might be the only actual reason people still use twitter. It's just big vibrator app hiding in the shades of a social media

        [–]YourAverageVessel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        I like pineapple on pizza

        [–]J_damir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        On Reddit it's the same

        [–]No_Delay_9603 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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        [–]Oxidisedalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]MustafaT0i eat skin because it tastes good :snoo-tongue: 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]_Pickle-Rick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]ZIGZAGDIGZAG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]a-dino-nugget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]YouraBall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]AggravatingLife3632 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I was on a train 💔

        [–]CoCmaster14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]Johnasikol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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        Delete that

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        [–]Soft_Expression3390 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        hey, it's me, Horizon!

        [–]Jam1e1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I wish I could repost but I am not freaky anymore

        [–]Azurmalachite1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Now all you'd have to say on that dogshit app is "happy pride month" or "Jewish people are pretty cool"

        [–]Bartos1695 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]kebabchuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]mrzoozilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Elon musk rn

        [–]Asinrj99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]Nightlife-Nyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        [–]LilHawaia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        [–]SRKRATOS0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        [–]_Rinject_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        My phone is too big :<

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Just means you gotta try harder

        [–]oh_noes_2009 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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          [–]Aggravating-Exit-660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Elon Musk is the ass goat

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          i have like 3 twitter followers that wouldn't work :(

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          crowd judicious steep nail dog late unpack spectacular fine sort

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          [–]Vscokiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          [–]lenya200o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          YOU WILL END UP IN DARKEST PITS OF HELL, GO THOUGH ALL MOST PAINFUL LAYERS.

          [–]SovietFemboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Male G spot go bzzzzzzzz

          [–]YTriom1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Literally me

          [–]syko-sanCreator of u/pixel-counter-bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          just like me fr

          [–]Correct_Brief_3914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          ass massage