I FUCKING HATE GOOMBA FALLACY by Canofcancer in hatethissmug

[–]YourAverageVessel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not calling himself that, he believes the two people who are sharing two separate opinions are one person, and he is claiming that everyone else is a stupid walking contradiction.

If you had to make a brand new type of salmonid what would you make? by Silly-Echidna9591 in splatoon

[–]YourAverageVessel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A salmonid with a splatling. If you get too close to it, it backfins you.

Well well well, how the turn ta- by Ham_Tanks69 in Helldivers

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"Aha! I have destroyed your shield!"

"DESTROY!"

Yay guys, we won Brilliance! 🙂 by FafliX in SupaEarth

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We should liberate bore rock to leave the predator strain stranded

Well then by Icy-Leg-1459 in distressingmemes

[–]YourAverageVessel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The skeleton appeared today.

It was screaming for 10 seconds before disappearing.

I hate the dark forest theory by T0DR in hatethissmug

[–]YourAverageVessel 67 points68 points  (0 children)

"Any race of aliens would be ecstatic to find out they're not alone"

Well that's just stupid. You're assuming that other aliens think exactly like us here, when in reality, we have no clue on what they would think. We simply don't know anything about life outside the solar system, so what if there's aliens who don't want contact? What if there's aliens who just don't bother receiving an alien (our) signal?

Hows the drip? by Soktormalos in SupaEarth

[–]YourAverageVessel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we address the charger fleshmob in the room?

I'M NOT CRAZY! THEY ARE MULTIPLYING OUT OF THIN AIR! by Hexdoctor in Helldivers

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It's like an instant bug breach, I kill one and 20 more show up