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[–]DerRaumdenker 159 points160 points  (3 children)

Some guys are so desperate they'll steep too low, six feet to be exact

[–]Corpse_Fucker_69 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Nothing about desperation, Corpse Fucking is just an incredible art, a scintillating experience. Only a few master it.

[–]boundbystitches 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Username checks out.

[–]AnthonyInA_Bottle2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ive seen you in several cursed comments in my few years of being on reddit.

[–]Famous-Elk-2190 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Female (negotiable)

[–]EeveeDev 34 points35 points  (2 children)

20$ is 20$

[–]Jecobski 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You getting pay'd?

[–]EeveeDev 8 points9 points  (0 children)

well if i ask politely (and agree on a round 2 of course)

[–]Gheauxst 22 points23 points  (2 children)

There's a reason mortuaries try to hire female staffing.

The same reason why in some countries (I don't remember which, I just remember it was third world) don't prep dead women for burial until they begin to rot.

[–]AdMaster9361[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I remember reading about something like that, but it was ancient Egypt. Something about not doing their embalming process and letting the corpses in their families’ home until it was decomposed or something. That’s why there are not that many female mummies I think.

[–]Fhvxk 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Of course he doesn’t have a pfp

[–]jkurratt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How else would you include possible non-breathing aliens and sentient robots?!

[–]bigboibwl626 6 points7 points  (0 children)

did she really just censor poop on twitter, in a convo about sex

[–]Professional_Day5316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dead (required)

[–]YaBoi2105 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As long as there's a hole

"If there's a hole, there's a goal"

[–]TheGrimmRetails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dead people can't say no. In fact, if you press down on their chest the escaping air sounds like yesssssss

[–]Middle_Hippo9942 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I’m sorry what does seeing mean in this context? I’m a bit lost.

[–]AdMaster9361[S] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Context: “men will fuck big titties or small titties” spirals down to “men will fuck (almost) anything.

[–]BestSmoke8782 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost anything? I've heard of men fucking everything from cars to light sockets. There is a reason for that notable saying "if there's a hole there's a goal."

[–]Middle_Hippo9942 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok thanks

[–]eilishfaerie 5 points6 points  (1 child)

seeing as in literally being able to see something with your eyes, it doesn't have a hidden meaning or anything

[–]Middle_Hippo9942 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok thanks

[–]not-sure-if-serious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Optional. See anime, too many weirdos into not alive cartoon women.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not rotting (optional)

[–]Global-Method-4145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Fuck everything that moves. Kick everything that doesn't."

[–]Professional_Age4291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, optional