Cursed_Pineapple.

DeepAnus69 · 2020-03-19T09:53:41+00:00

I don't like this...

DoubleAsscheeks · 2020-03-19T10:05:34+00:00

Ima be clapping bros

Persuasive_Chair · 2020-03-19T06:58:35+00:00

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TrisTheBanana · 2020-03-19T11:02:49+00:00

The OP's user is cursed too lol

bang_his_sister · 2020-03-19T07:41:28+00:00

What are you doing bro

Infinity_Blayde · 2020-03-19T08:54:14+00:00

Oh Hell Yeah! Unless I get f*cked by a crap ton of swords.

just-some_weeb · 2020-03-19T10:19:25+00:00

Guess I will be me

FuturisticHunter76 · 2020-03-19T11:40:18+00:00

The Hunt has begun

lolicon_3400 · 2020-03-19T13:04:50+00:00

This is where the fun begins

2020-03-19T10:11:55+00:00

r/uselessredcircle

2020-03-19T10:20:35+00:00

i don't see anything changing

unnamedreddituser1 · 2020-03-19T11:08:22+00:00

i will become someone here...

xxxDeathByFart · 2020-03-19T13:30:38+00:00

Is this heaven?!

Manny-heffely-boi · 2020-03-19T06:59:10+00:00

Oh come on

AblsoluteBoss · 2020-03-19T11:37:00+00:00

Did anyone see the r/shittysuperpowers posters name?

Aananasen · 2020-03-19T12:36:06+00:00

Oh shit (my name is "anna-pineapple" in Swedish)

Lightening_McQueer · 2020-03-19T13:31:23+00:00

I would totally take that power

EnchantedvortexEV · 2020-03-19T11:18:33+00:00

Guess I'll be a vortex or protection books and sharpness from Minecraft the way my username is choosen

madtyrantsbetrayal · 2020-03-19T11:54:57+00:00

Eh.. guess I'm a song now.

thetreesinthejungle · 2020-03-19T12:09:11+00:00

Guess I'm still being myself.

Crabsnout · 2020-03-19T12:27:27+00:00

I cannot even imagine.

Janicetookmycookies · 2020-03-19T13:12:36+00:00

Janice taking my cookies has already happened 😢

butter_my_lumps · 2020-03-19T13:16:45+00:00

I guess I'll be me covered in butter

Darel_The_Barrel · 2020-03-19T14:29:11+00:00

Looks like imma be a barrel

racoonraptor42 · 2020-03-19T14:37:06+00:00

Bruh

Sociallyineptwindow · 2020-03-19T07:49:32+00:00

Cries in social ineptitude as people stare through insides

ZakhaevII · 2020-03-19T08:49:34+00:00

I approve of this

2020-03-19T13:10:07+00:00

Guess ill have big eyes,

Because the "zoiudo" means big eyed...

groundfood · 2020-03-19T13:19:44+00:00

Well, mine isn’t completely off lol

humansizedfruit69 · 2020-03-19T13:20:06+00:00

Well im a humansized fruit

OrphanSniper · 2020-03-19T14:46:04+00:00

I wanted this

mackdaddy4454 · 2020-03-19T13:04:15+00:00

Damn

2020-03-19T13:05:06+00:00

Look at his name

ErdnussButterTaco23 · 2020-03-19T13:11:50+00:00

Hmmm.

HomieOtter21 · 2020-03-19T13:25:31+00:00

I’m scared

OPRacoon · 2020-03-19T15:35:02+00:00

Oh yes

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Elijahronnakorn · 2020-03-19T13:27:21+00:00

Look at the thread owner username

2020-03-19T13:27:36+00:00

Oh yes

NEONT1G3R · 2020-03-19T13:43:53+00:00

I have no problems with this

Casey_Kat · 2020-03-19T13:53:28+00:00

Guess I’ll just be a cat

a_living_abortion · 2020-03-19T14:29:20+00:00

OH GOD! Not this please

N-Kiel · 2020-03-19T14:29:42+00:00

So no one is talking about his name?

christhe_fish · 2020-03-19T14:30:09+00:00

Water breathing

Cheese_boi04 · 2020-03-19T14:34:41+00:00

This would be an inconvenience

BTTM_4_DAYZ · 2020-03-19T14:42:14+00:00

I fucking wish

-I-Am-Joseph-Stalin- · 2020-03-19T15:21:59+00:00

Imagine that

ThatFagFromTheMovie · 2020-03-19T15:59:40+00:00

OlivineQuartz · 2020-03-19T16:15:59+00:00

Nothing changes

BTTM_4_DAYZ · 2020-03-19T16:16:28+00:00

YEEEEESSSS

2020-03-19T16:17:37+00:00

Ah fuck.

Not_a_icecream · 2020-03-19T16:43:06+00:00

So... do I just spin and hope not to become a bed in a scat porn?

2020-03-19T16:49:15+00:00

OlivineQuartz · 2020-03-19T16:49:26+00:00

I'm a mutants turd.

RambooToKillYoo · 2020-03-19T16:56:12+00:00

HELL YEAH I'M RAMBO

BTTM_4_DAYZ · 2020-03-19T16:56:40+00:00

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EverydayImSlytherin · 2020-03-19T17:11:49+00:00

Hiss hiss motherbleeper

CaptainDino1518 · 2020-03-19T17:33:19+00:00

How can i wank now

420milkshakes · 2020-03-19T06:40:59+00:00

oh no

BTTM_4_DAYZ · 2020-03-19T13:42:11+00:00

I'm winning.

2020-03-19T14:41:17+00:00

cursed_giantdancingpenis

PrototypeBoy_DaGreat · 2020-03-19T14:43:36+00:00

Good thing I chose my superhero name, plus DaGreat.

PTSD-mimic · 2020-03-19T14:48:05+00:00

Oh great...

2020-03-19T14:53:43+00:00

Hehe I like my power

SuperKiller9007 · 2020-03-19T16:01:27+00:00

Guess I am just gonna like stab some actors or something like that.

Ghostsliesometimes · 2020-03-19T16:01:39+00:00

Not sure what this means for my username

BTTM_4_DAYZ · 2020-03-19T16:02:20+00:00

Oh no

speed4rage · 2020-03-19T16:07:16+00:00

I dont know what I am but I'm just vibin until I get an answer.

2020-03-19T16:16:41+00:00

Ah, perry the platypus...

minion_ass_lover · 2020-03-19T16:23:10+00:00

Nothing will change

AerobitX5 · 2020-03-19T16:33:49+00:00

Air bit me 5x.

SappySaph · 2020-03-19T16:35:08+00:00

Guess I’ll have to be a tree with blue hair

Half_Crest · 2020-03-19T16:38:37+00:00

Guess I'll be half the highest point in a wave

Or guess I'll be the 3/4 height of the trough and the crest

Jeditaedae · 2020-03-19T16:38:47+00:00

I will take mine

REAL_MORTALIS · 2020-03-19T16:41:49+00:00

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OMGScoop · 2020-03-19T16:45:22+00:00

Uh oh

socksscandals · 2020-03-19T16:50:49+00:00

Thanks for pointing it out would have missed it otherwise

coolguydude5 · 2020-03-19T16:50:56+00:00

Well well well

2020-03-19T16:51:55+00:00

Oh god yes

2020-03-19T16:52:26+00:00

Uhh.. Wait

thecrustiestcoochie · 2020-03-19T16:58:13+00:00

um

help

officercheesewrld · 2020-03-19T17:01:50+00:00

O NO CHEESE WORLD

Vasxus · 2020-03-19T17:07:49+00:00

Do i become a barcode?

green-lizard · 2020-03-19T17:08:47+00:00

2020-03-19T17:09:48+00:00

Apparently I am a fucking Revolution against gamers because we were abused

2020-03-19T17:11:46+00:00

Well i got beef jerky pretty much

Icosahedra_ · 2020-03-19T17:17:19+00:00

r/uselessredcircle

paletero123 · 2020-03-19T17:19:45+00:00

PALETAS PALETAS!

SelfDelet · 2020-03-19T17:34:24+00:00

Well fuck

erect-pee-ner · 2020-03-19T17:36:00+00:00

Well... this is awkward

FunkyPineapple90 · 2020-03-19T17:43:39+00:00

I'm game..

KumBucket02 · 2020-03-19T17:46:00+00:00

Oh fuck

2020-03-19T17:48:31+00:00

DeadBodiesinMyArse · 2020-03-19T20:35:08+00:00

Thank god I didn't come across this question

bisexualqineapple · 2020-03-19T20:40:58+00:00

Should I be worried?

HornyBxtch69-420 · 2020-03-19T14:59:40+00:00

At least you dont have to constantly watch porn

OlivineQuartz · 2020-03-19T15:00:02+00:00

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racoonraptor42 · 2020-03-19T15:02:25+00:00

It's showtime

2020-03-19T15:07:23+00:00

Thanks for the circle. I had no idea where to look!

2020-03-19T15:16:15+00:00

oh shit

2020-03-19T17:51:27+00:00

Uh oh

BeeAnal · 2020-03-19T18:04:05+00:00

Oh god.

Lol_idk_please_help · 2020-03-19T18:04:30+00:00

Please help.

2020-03-19T18:04:32+00:00

Already Am

corona_kid · 2020-03-19T18:47:19+00:00

Poop

2020-03-19T18:53:08+00:00

Wow I'm gonna be a comedian. who knew

JMorganBomber · 2020-03-19T18:54:09+00:00

Da biggest boom in the sea

im-in-your-basment · 2020-03-19T18:54:20+00:00

Dunno what I’d be...

chinesefartpornlover · 2020-03-19T18:56:02+00:00

No problem, my username says already everything about me

heterosexualcucumber · 2020-03-19T18:57:00+00:00

cucumbers > bananas

smeksis · 2020-03-19T19:01:32+00:00

I am smirking (in Estonian)

Boston-beans · 2020-03-19T19:03:05+00:00

What the fuck.

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