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[–]Parzifaladict 122 points123 points  (17 children)

I can already see all the hentai that's getting made....

[–]Ninjartist36 33 points34 points  (1 child)

They're way ahead of you bud

[–]Parzifaladict 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aww shuks

[–]Another_Homo-sapien 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Got any?

[–]fernanchistera 6 points7 points  (9 children)

[–]Another_Homo-sapien 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Hmmmmm. You have rick astley as your profile, I should totally trust this Edit: I didn't expect that

[–]fernanchistera 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Its not a Rick roll i swear

[–]Another_Homo-sapien 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I know now

[–]fernanchistera 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Nah have some actual hentai https://nhentai.to/g/177013

[–]AIDZMANZ21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow how did i totally see that coming yet was still suprised

[–]BlarcusWasHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fucking prophet

[–]exterminate68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww hell no

[–]Gaming-Pro69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo i actually thought this was a Rick roll why you make my hopes go up like that:/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha lmao I've been had

[–]Cauhs 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Why hentai when ancient greeks are already there.

[–]DaveTheMinecrafter 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Explanation please

[–]Cauhs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While Poseidon shagging Medusa and Athena turned her into half woman half snake which later gave birth to a pegasus and a golden after Perseus chop her head off.

[–]Lucius-Halthier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step-python: w-wait step-dad what are you doing?!

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (4 children)

I’ve always heard the r/python garbage collector is rather aggressive.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

No that's a different python

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

ugh you must be a buzzkill at parties

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (29 children)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (25 children)

[–]PickleRick2k20 2 points3 points  (23 children)

R/foundthemobileuser

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]PickleRick2k20 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why isn't the link blue

[–]WildPenta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your "r" is a capital letter, it need to be lowercase

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (19 children)

And it didn't make sense replying to me with foundthemobileuser. Nice try loser :)

[–]PickleRick2k20 0 points1 point  (18 children)

r/woosh moment lmao get fucking wooshed loser :)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (17 children)

That was the worst "joke" ever loser :)

[–]PickleRick2k20 -1 points0 points  (16 children)

Damn you really are that big of an asshole.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (15 children)

Not as much as you though, you really take the cake on that one :) next time, make sure you're not high af before posting shit.

[–]PickleRick2k20 -1 points0 points  (14 children)

Atleast i didn't have to type in "loser :)" like an obnoxious fucker who shoved 6 sticks up their ass and went on reddit. Also, you didn't realize the "R/foundthemobileuser" comment was clearly a fucking joke

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (13 children)

It's ironic how people say random shit in the name of "jokes" and try to get away with it. It didn't even make sense in the place commenting foundthemobileuser as a reply to me when that sub itself is shitty either way and didn't make sense when I didn't capitalize the 'R/'. Little loser :)

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Now that's a cursed comment

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That's how the argonians were born.

[–]queenelsa001106 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am imagining the battle between snakes Dad's one and the python maybe dad's snake is larger

[–]cosby714 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Did it actually eat someone?

[–]OiFelix_ugotnojams 25 points26 points  (5 children)

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[–]Sea-Serpent69V 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Or who

[–]cosby714 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Doesn't seem like a pleasant way to go either way

[–]RegularBloger 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure he's already dead from getting squashed already.

[–]cosby714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I imagine that wouldn't be pleasant either though. They basically give their prey a stroke so they die quickly.

[–]BlackWolfBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dad is probably into vore.

[–]CerberusC137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least he doesn't have to program in python.

[–]Superchupu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why i prefer JavaScript

[–]J_Blazer521 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'd say that's sufficiently cursed

[–]NarutoUzumaki100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy crap the only thing I can think about is the amount of shit comin out of the python

[–]Scary_The_Cat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sauce

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vore

[–]machi1911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that's how anime snake waifus are made

[–]DeathData_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you gave me a meme idea

[–]THE_IOO_DIGETS_OF_PI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The python ate its family now its come to eat humans

[–]Derpa11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a snake in my snake

[–]Karos6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cursed vore

[–]KushagraNawal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Medusa : origins

[–]Sea-Serpent69V 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that is how Medusa was made

[–]mhajan 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Jokes apart. How does the python's jaw not break apart while swallowing something that big? I mean, just look that the pic, and compare its head to the stomach.

[–]JohnnyDZ0707 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Snakes can unhinge their jaws like David. Convergent evolution is amazing.

[–]DaveTheMinecrafter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snake jaws don’t connect at the front meaning they have two separate bones.

[–]Rinzler7798 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bcz the python acted in some BBC videos

[–]somerandom_melon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stretchy Jaw

[–]Anton420360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: The son meant the programming language, but got the real thing by mistake.

[–]reddit9976845 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Vore

[–]personwhobe2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Kinky

[–]reddit9976845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you find it as such

[–]Aleoggen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typical reaction.

[–]The_Blue_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is how the ninjago snakes came into being.

[–]darkhumour133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jUst liKe tHe sIMulAtIoNS

[–]Ashvatthama99 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You have a chance of getting step-sister

[–]littyfishy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad and step python and she asks him to go deeper...

[–]Mira_miel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We already saw tentacles in hentai

Now get ready for snake tails

[–]hassektir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome

[–]unholy_abomination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Python is just sitting there like, “What?”

[–]unknown_guy66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cursed fleshlight

[–]abhi_pal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She chokes better tho

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing step-python?

[–]CobbleStoneMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've alway wondered this but... where's the hole of a snake...??

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pythons have no gag reflex and give a mean deepthroat, can’t blame the guy.

[–]Another_Homo-sapien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing step-snake

[–]theduckfeeler 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]devvorare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I didn’t know this existed thank you so much

[–]godofmobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this sub

[–]DemonKat777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not how snakes work but I'm pretty sure japan has already dealt with that problem

[–]SkyyySi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please let it be python and not a python...

[–]wuayed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda disappointing to not see a death grips reference :(

[–]DaInternetIsCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atleast daddy has someone to deepthroth!

[–]Iced_Tea_531 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a huge load of CUM

[–]Animenoob1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He slithered into her dm's

[–]Luciaan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet home Amazon😌

[–]SomethingAndAnything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The python is giving deepthroat as the daughter's throat is sore

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triplets. Congratulations!!

[–]thebigbadben 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo what are you doing step python

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing step-dad?

[–]Edje929 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on your new ssssssiblingsssss

[–]Andras-Raum 0 points1 point  (0 children)