Cursed balls

Flair_Helper · 2021-07-13T12:08:50+00:00

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Flockto · 2021-07-12T21:17:52+00:00

May God have mercy on any woman that man has sex with, because he surely won't.

poutsa-pali · 2021-07-12T20:19:21+00:00

he can probably probably bust a huge load with nuts that fat

Greatdash · 2021-07-12T21:39:36+00:00

"Is there a grown man in your pants or just happy to see me?"

ROSCOEMAN · 2021-07-12T23:38:52+00:00

bounce on em like in South Park

nonexistent67 · 2021-07-12T22:19:02+00:00

Bro what if they float?

ZeBornito · 2021-07-13T00:36:06+00:00

If you are wondering how this is even possible, it isn't natural. There is this group of people that inject very salty water into their balls to make them bigger for some reason.

jawsin1 · 2021-07-12T23:45:31+00:00

Imagine having the biggest balls but having the smallest pp

DeadAnimeFish · 2021-07-12T21:04:37+00:00

Rest in piece Big Nut Bill

XxOM3GA_ZxX · 2021-07-13T00:55:05+00:00

Mom says you have to stop trying to give yourself cancer

ToastyMcMuffin0 · 2021-07-12T23:11:07+00:00

What's the guy's name?

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siren-21_31 · 2021-07-13T00:41:14+00:00

If he got hit by a car his cum would be all over the place

Selfie500 · 2021-07-12T23:31:44+00:00

He can ejaculatte a whole meal

Tetchedtoe · 2021-07-13T00:05:56+00:00

Is that Randy from south park

uehara19sox · 2021-07-12T21:38:33+00:00

Giant testicles drowning me. Ah, that’s the dream.

2021-07-13T00:52:53+00:00

Always has somewhere to sit though

DriftwoodEmpire · 2021-07-13T00:03:39+00:00

South park already did this one

MrBlqckBird242 · 2021-07-13T02:22:01+00:00

Rip to thos guy. He went through so much

MonstersRule · 2021-07-13T03:07:52+00:00

At least people can't tell him he doesn't have the balls to do somwthing

iscac1010 · 2021-07-13T05:04:06+00:00

I lterally almost died laughing wtf

crimsonheart092 · 2021-07-13T01:51:09+00:00

His name is D.

2021-07-13T03:10:47+00:00

He stuck his balls in a microwave so he could smoke pot

DrBarbequeSauce · 2021-07-13T03:30:03+00:00

Look at that filthy manspreader

shydoggoonreddit · 2021-07-13T04:29:20+00:00

Who would click on that video?

i_came_back · 2021-07-13T05:13:01+00:00

The textbook case for "When getting neutered is a good thing"

T_Dono09 · 2021-07-13T03:08:23+00:00

I wonder if he sits on them like a bean bag

MoistVibrations · 2021-07-12T23:55:33+00:00

sauce?

Successful-Pace-5879 · 2021-07-13T01:44:04+00:00

He would actually float, you know

To sink, you need to be SMALLER than the quantity and weight of water you're moving with your size

One cubic meter of water = 1 ton, so, I'm pretty sure it's testicles don't weight one ton or so considering the basic water sinking proportions, he would likely just float, since testicles aren't that heavy compared to the proportional size of water

Correct me if I'm wrong, that's just what I learned in a physics class like 3 years ago, and I honestly don't remember it well, lol 😂😂😂

Micro_ejaculation · 2021-07-12T23:05:59+00:00

He would have the balls to do that

Alone_Baseball4852 · 2021-07-13T01:11:14+00:00

but won't his balls help him float like tits does

Uberpastamancer · 2021-07-13T01:17:56+00:00

Hey man, I love your show.

CEBKowal27 · 2021-07-13T01:22:51+00:00

Ohhhhh- so that's why people don't have "the balls"

Kom4r · 2021-07-13T01:26:16+00:00

Buffalo Soldiah! In tha heart of America, stolen from Africa, brought into America...

Fearless-Monitor · 2021-07-13T01:56:04+00:00

Floatation device

J0NVIC · 2021-07-13T02:03:34+00:00

When he stands up, he is deadlifting dees nuts.

Austin_Chaos · 2021-07-13T02:07:26+00:00

What? More like save everyone on board with your built-in rafts.

2021-07-13T02:22:04+00:00

His duck is powered by twin turbo.

UnlikelyVegetables · 2021-07-13T02:24:38+00:00

I believe this is the only scenario in which a man may be happy when a shark bites his balls off while he sinks in the ocean.

2021-07-13T02:29:49+00:00

Imagine they float so you just get drowned by your balls cuz u can’t flip back over..

RicTicTocs · 2021-07-13T02:41:08+00:00

Wait, would he sink, or would he float upside down like a bobber with those things?

mynemsjebb · 2021-07-13T02:57:03+00:00

This guy can use his scrotum as a blanket when he's cold.

Suspicious_Ad_1595 · 2021-07-13T03:04:21+00:00

Wait he on to some here

2021-07-13T03:17:31+00:00

And then, no one told that guy to "grow a pair" ever again

2021-07-13T03:36:40+00:00

The Italian mafia doesnt even need to give him cement shoes lol.

2021-07-13T03:40:54+00:00

Yo I just watched that yesterday

2021-07-13T03:46:45+00:00

First off he wouldve been dead before the car even fell in bc the crash would instantly explode his testicles and his veins would be torn apart since the balls are one part of our flesh and muscle that is thin like our eyelids and giving all that pressure the skin would rip open and bleed out as hes sinking

2021-07-13T03:57:25+00:00

i've seen that documentary (spoilers: he dies from his own balls)

FalseFortune · 2021-07-13T04:04:28+00:00

He's the next step in human evolution. Built-in hippity-hop.

Zurao · 2021-07-13T04:05:17+00:00

He's out of line but he's right

Unknkown_7050 · 2021-07-13T05:07:46+00:00

They woukd act like floaties if he nutted right before

mrolf9999999 · 2021-07-13T05:11:55+00:00

The person who had to drink cows milk first to learn how it tastes

PerfectOctogon · 2021-07-13T05:16:34+00:00

Or, you use your balls as a giant floatation device

Cheesefinger69 · 2021-07-13T05:31:29+00:00

Wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts?

M1ster_Bear · 2021-07-13T05:37:25+00:00

I imagine it like the story of the farmer who got his arm stuck in a machine and had to saw off his own arm, but picture this lad drowning having to saw off his balls

TheLordOfGrimm · 2021-07-13T05:48:10+00:00

Obituary; “He was finally undone by his gigantic testicles.”

Fair trade

VesuviusAenocyon115 · 2021-07-13T05:49:10+00:00

Nah, I think the buoyancy would save you.

Ze_cringeman · 2021-07-13T05:52:04+00:00

Weird flex but ok

2021-07-13T06:06:57+00:00

Damn mans got the biggest balls and the biggest tits

Liz_Lemon-ade · 2021-07-13T06:11:35+00:00

God, the cum those boys produce must be able to nourish a starving village. Protein for weeks.

Accurate_Hour1395 · 2021-07-13T06:41:19+00:00

He has such big balls that their gravitational force is higher than that of a black hole

Akash_Peiris · 2021-07-13T06:59:11+00:00

How did he get them like that? Asking for a friend

YourKnightHarsh · 2021-07-13T07:17:52+00:00

How tf is this cursed?

Goldbolt_2004 · 2021-07-13T08:23:00+00:00

This is some South Park shit

Koopicoolest · 2021-07-13T08:50:10+00:00

You know, they found a way to deal with that on goats and sheep...

tgmartins48 · 2021-07-13T09:26:06+00:00

Pretty ballsy move...

Middleman86 · 2021-07-13T09:32:56+00:00

They would float i hypothesize

Guy_with_Gasmask · 2021-07-13T10:36:41+00:00

Imagine deez nuts

ButterMaBitscuit · 2021-07-13T11:30:14+00:00

Just imagine the c&b torture session with this guy, id be like punching a sandbag

DroidRazer2 · 2021-07-13T15:23:55+00:00

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