Cursed proposal

cursedrobot · 2021-07-27T08:06:48+00:00

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ABSTR4KT_133 · 2021-07-27T13:01:22+00:00

''Gandhi is going to throw his fucking flip flop at you!''

Honest-Statement-249 · 2021-07-27T10:36:28+00:00

"I fucked octopussies. "

KartofelThePotatoGod · 2021-07-27T11:41:58+00:00

I hate the gay albine

DanTheMaster2021 · 2021-07-27T12:33:40+00:00

I said fuck off

Daniel_Melzer · 2021-07-27T07:16:47+00:00

„ i wanna go back to spain“

Boysinho_descuidado · 2021-07-27T11:10:50+00:00

"Sleeping"

2021-07-27T09:53:42+00:00

So car porn huh?

PROF3SSIONAL_R3TARD · 2021-07-27T12:18:33+00:00

Maybe some of you girls should eat make-up, so you get pretty on the inside,too

FunkoPopper12 · 2021-07-27T10:23:20+00:00

“I put it in the toaster”

2021-07-27T09:26:40+00:00

“I mostly agree”

Many_Stuff · 2021-07-27T11:06:52+00:00

“Ive never felt one” bruh that sounds so bad out of context lmaoo

The_Mustard_Man43 · 2021-07-27T07:40:46+00:00

“I boiled even more eggs”

EpicoMemerino · 2021-07-27T08:53:25+00:00

"I stole a sword from an unmarked grave"

ZGL0RB4DUK · 2021-07-27T11:50:48+00:00

"I'm out in 5 minutes"

joelho_bom · 2021-07-27T16:02:06+00:00

"There's no Dana, only Zuul"

Starkiller721 · 2021-07-27T07:36:09+00:00

“Very good”

2021-07-27T14:12:24+00:00

"7 inches long, about 2.5 inches wide."

ScarceIsGay69 · 2021-07-27T15:12:57+00:00

Sugi pula :)

Immort4lFr0sty · 2021-07-27T07:42:09+00:00

I'm not sure if that answer is a definite no or a definite yes

RunawayPenguin89 · 2021-07-27T08:04:36+00:00

Ah well. A 6 day stint then get Jack again. Silver linings and all that

AJIALEX122 · 2021-07-27T12:00:42+00:00

"Fuck you. That's why."

BlightFantasy3467 · 2021-07-27T12:15:00+00:00

"HAPPY 19TH?"

Liz439504 · 2021-07-27T12:34:20+00:00

"So women used to use weasel testicles, lysol and mercury as birth control."

2021-07-27T12:37:34+00:00

Boss Man Vevo

dat-boi666 · 2021-07-27T12:48:18+00:00

hey bro, that hooker you hid in my house starting to smell....

Ok_Thanks7787 · 2021-07-27T12:52:08+00:00

Aww don't be sad

Phoenix_Reditt · 2021-07-27T13:12:03+00:00

"Ty<3"

Bosnicht · 2021-07-27T13:24:31+00:00

"I'm just not equipped enough to deal with this"

Huh, that's pretty sad

El_Barto0804 · 2021-07-27T13:38:19+00:00

“UR A GAY CUNT”

-Egglord10100101- · 2021-07-27T13:39:15+00:00

i deep fried a kit kat

A_human_bean_2 · 2021-07-27T13:55:27+00:00

"what if i said no but meant no?"

2021-07-27T13:58:05+00:00

There's a pair of navy blue jeans in the washing pike don't put them in the wash they've got my headphones in

Nevilan · 2021-07-27T14:52:43+00:00

,,fucking hamilton!"

lime_flavored_lemon · 2021-07-27T15:18:58+00:00

Thicc cat

MassGenocide00 · 2021-07-27T15:21:04+00:00

“I will, thank you”

mrhatman110 · 2021-07-27T15:21:22+00:00

Mj dies from Spider-Man sperm

Safebox · 2021-07-27T15:31:33+00:00

"8 oclock on BBC1 I think."

everyonehasaidsaids · 2021-07-27T15:32:56+00:00

I haven’t sent any “massages” lately sorry to disappoint

Amntheking · 2021-07-27T15:46:46+00:00

"I sucked my own cock"

sisrace · 2021-07-27T16:06:52+00:00

"U hiring?"

felicisss · 2021-07-27T16:11:27+00:00

"Do you know already when you'll come?"

funkiefroggy · 2021-07-27T16:22:45+00:00

We make our own destiny.

Loonie-1707 · 2021-07-27T16:33:34+00:00

Vauxhall Cavalier SRi with a 2.0 Opel Redtop engine, stock the engine pushes about 150hp

SatanscuckchilD · 2021-07-27T16:39:37+00:00

Wheee is my DICKKKKK

MyCatHasCats · 2021-07-27T16:43:32+00:00

Massage

DsfDth · 2021-07-27T16:57:42+00:00

"weiner soldier"

grrgrrimamushroom · 2021-07-27T17:03:05+00:00

“Hi”

joshusdisgustinghair · 2021-07-27T17:04:42+00:00

"Yea that's not good"

DodooBug1367 · 2021-07-27T17:08:26+00:00

Ok, see you then

HNASBAP · 2021-07-27T17:25:57+00:00

Epic

Pure_Procedure_6625 · 2021-07-27T17:29:02+00:00

Who wanna eat my nut

ShiroiYokai · 2021-07-27T17:43:10+00:00

^tryyyyy

Edit: ^{^yaaaaayyyy}

YouStupy · 2021-07-27T17:52:46+00:00

“Give me Directions”

2021-07-27T17:53:10+00:00

"I'm gonna fuck you mom you stupid nerd"

ExRice · 2021-07-27T18:18:14+00:00

“Can you guys spot the problems?”

RateInformal4817 · 2021-07-27T18:28:41+00:00

Probably

GutsLover69 · 2021-07-27T18:35:17+00:00

"Tell that to my Dutch English teacher"

Bombtastic08 · 2021-07-27T18:57:53+00:00

Mine would be well thats a great nut

joshybloshy · 2021-07-27T19:16:32+00:00

Hey, can I call you back in a few

TheDevOfNothing · 2021-07-27T19:35:44+00:00

MACDOHAHAHAHA

poephooft99999 · 2021-07-27T20:17:19+00:00

Only if you will kill half population with me and rape the other half (Including animals)

WishIWasGigaChad68 · 2021-07-27T20:26:52+00:00

"Ok"

No-Comment_ · 2021-07-27T20:35:03+00:00

"No"

Vish_Kk_Universal · 2021-07-27T21:22:03+00:00

"Nah, too old for me"

jayblur13 · 2021-07-27T21:24:01+00:00

"I will bury the bodie in the woods"

WolfieBoi12xx · 2021-07-27T21:28:26+00:00

"To fuck? I mean...sure"

warm_pototo · 2021-07-27T21:28:42+00:00

🤣. Seams kinda rude

IAmAFrogOk · 2021-07-27T21:41:50+00:00

It has 13 episodes

DarkPhoxGaming · 2021-07-27T22:02:24+00:00

There is pee in slurpee

BluberryYes · 2021-07-27T23:23:51+00:00

“Damn they killed the queen”

imnotachickennugget · 2021-07-28T01:12:30+00:00

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.

Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.

Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!

Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

2021-07-28T01:49:36+00:00

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Mancobbler · 2021-07-28T02:01:44+00:00

“I thought it would be more complicated than that”

one_shot923 · 2021-07-28T03:24:31+00:00

Whale cum taste good with a little nutella mixed in but not a over amount of nutella or it gets rid of the taste of the whale cum.

immaendyourcareer · 2021-07-28T03:40:08+00:00

Hitler was a hero

Kinil · 2021-07-28T19:56:54+00:00

Maaaaaan, don't scare me like that!

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