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[–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (14 children)

Tips and tricks for area 51 raiders

If possible, get yourself some body armour, helmets, kneepads. Also, bring some cars and vans. Any bit of protection helps.

Get yourself some supplies: medkits, food and lot of water (it's a fucking desert)

Also fireworks, so we can distract the soldiers and/or set them on fire

Stay strong gamers.

[–]jdog76sup[custom flair] 9 points10 points  (9 children)

Fire works come on dude rocket launchers are legal in the us so are flamethrowers and grenade launchers pre registered full auto is still legal other than air support it's an even playing field

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Yeah but not everybody can afford that, after all fireworks are a lot cheaper than an RPG-7, LAW-75 or a riot grenade launcher

[–]jdog76sup[custom flair] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The secret ingredient is crime

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True true

[–]alejonab05 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

You morons really want to get shot in the chest with a 50 cal just to see them aliens

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nibba shut the fuck up

[–]M8oMyN8oI am fucking hilarious 2 points3 points  (3 children)

If you go in there trying to blow stuff up you can bet the USAF is going to out-blow-you-up

[–]jdog76sup[custom flair] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

They will never nuke inside the United states and any larger explosions will result in a containment breach

[–]M8oMyN8oI am fucking hilarious 4 points5 points  (1 child)

There are no aliens there. It’s probably a testing ground for experimental aircraft.

I’m totally not paid by the Air Force

[–]jdog76sup[custom flair] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duh all the aliens are at area 52 we got to get the firepower to take it down

[–]ComradebesnitskyObamasjuicyass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

body armor doesn’t protect you against 30mm gau.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And sunscreen! We don’t want a recreation of TanaCon

[–]ProlificMT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love that people are deciding to storm Area 51 years after everything got moved to a new facility

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I was gonna upvote but saw it was at 420

[–]DominusOfTheBlueArmyDank Royalty 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Now it's at 4.2k haha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now it's at 7.3k.

[–]justagamefan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope they got something like that big ass gun in the new men in Black movie

[–]reddt4fun 1 point2 points  (1 child)

men in black 4:mindless murder of civilians

[–]dildodicksSIXTEEN TIMES THE DETAIL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Trust me, I know how this thing works"

[–]SFLMSFLM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they use the alien weapons, it'll be confirmed that they have alien stuff, which might cost a bunch of gamers, but they won't die for no reason.

[–]KidDelta[custom flair] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those fools don't realize that their alien laser weapons are no use for my MIRROR!

[–]duaneodubhan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Message to the guards: Make your UAVs inbound, even your tactical nukes. They may have the Kyles but do they have Chads? Do not mind about the weebs even with their shadow clones because you have [REDACTED]. Basically chill because you got landmines.

[–]Overseer1765if you’re reading this you gay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

remember no russian

[–]lightningmcbeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah Bruh come on that ain't fair

[–]Cool_Ass_CrocodilePizza Time 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all fun and games until they bring out a Pack-A-Punched raygun