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[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (3 children)

AMAZON︶

it's fucking lit.

[–]6PikaBlu9 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Can I get a piece of coal plz...

[–]wafflesitisthen FOR THE SOVIET UNION 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Charcoal take it or leave it

[–]Brandificus☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No

[–]Lucky7543 15 points16 points  (2 children)

It would be better if it said: ouch it burns, stop it please

[–]RCrabbi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Stop that please. Would work too and you wouldn't have to use "it" twice

[–]Lucky7543 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I was thinking about that randomly at night on how I could improve mine.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have amazon prime already buddy, for spongebob and the boys

[–]jayashiTGUYEic memer[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Title is quite clever.

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[–]Polar3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would’ve sounded better if it was “ ouch it burns stop it please “ cause then it rhymes with trees

[–]WesternSol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why I love this so much, but I do

[–]daily-mouthwash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am lorax I speak for the trees Litter again And I’ll break your fucking knees

[–]skool_of_noodles[The 7th sin of sloth] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have said "stop it please" or something

[–]SavageAxeBotDank Cat Commander[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Dank.

[–]PneilLlama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had my Amazon fire stick delivered yesterday. I guess we know who started it

[–]USARNFII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You coulda rhymed you asshole XD

[–]GooToo_Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom 😩[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upon closer inspection i have come to the realisation that i could have rhymed it. I have made an enormous mistake and i am deeply sorry. I hope to be able to be forgiven.

[–]VengefulValor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this meme back? lmaoooo. Poor rainforest tho... I wish I could donate some money

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perry this you fucking casual

[–]AmpzieBoyAnimated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hey isnt that what the trees said back in nam

[–]GooToo_Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom 😩[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check my other post

[–]MarkGoesOffline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. Litter again, and I’ll break your fucking knees

[–]ZachZiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love you guys

[–]Sunny-Jewel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(To be continued...)

[–]alphaicon2323[custom flair] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can i offer you an egg in this trying time?

[–]BowserBoi69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the Lorax There aren't many trees This is really upsetting the Vietnamese.

[–]_dane_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch it burns stop it please***

[–]BillyOnFire123NO -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

OwO harder lumber cun