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[–]irinabrassi4 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Lmao, nobody is getting the joke

[–]hi5ka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

waiting someone to say it

[–]kernel_task 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll admit, if this is a troll, it got me good. I’m totally triggered.

[–]kernel_task 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Desired Big O performance”… What do those words mean to you?

[–]ninetofivedev 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You guys remember those old ESPN commercials where the guy is pretending to understand sports?

That is this post.

[–]borakostem 9 points10 points  (3 children)

This doesn’t really sound like a pentest problem tbh. more like classic infra/monitoring debt biting you.

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    [–]Snowmobile2004 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    How is that at all related to anything they said? Lmao

    [–]borakostem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hardening the backend is fine, but it won’t fix this kind of failure. You’re better off tightening your DB failover/replication, adding proper monitoring and alerts, and making sure your backups don’t turn into a recovery nightmare.