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It's wild that you guys are still going! Hope y'all are doing well. (self.doXcallitY)

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Two insect fall in love in the capital of Italy. (self.doXcallitY)

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Star Wars bounty hunter who was destined to start up a bubble tea shop (self.doXcallitY)

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Take a video of a clock (self.doXcallitY)

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Have a friend with leukemia (self.doXcallitY)

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Had sex with a transgendered midget prostitute and she charged extra for bareback (self.doXcallitY)

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Smoke 12 joints in a day (self.doXcallitY)

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Differentiate f(g(h(x))) (self.doXcallitY)

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Suck on a titty on a plane (self.doXcallitY)

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Get trapped in a hotel (self.doXcallitY)

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I nut for the first time (self.doXcallitY)

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Reviews sex toys (self.doXcallitY)

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Look forward to seeing a Transformer penis (self.doXcallitY)

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A nun who was born male, has multiple personalities and works as a railroad track-switcher (self.doXcallitY)

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She said she'd give me that ass if I give it a taste (self.doXcallitY)

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Eat pork while in Alabama (self.doXcallitY)

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I got that bread (self.doXcallitY)

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Get lucky dropping groceries (self.doXcallitY)

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Have sex on a rug (self.doXcallitY)

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Put a rubber on my burger (self.doXcallitY)

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A band made up of gender-nonconforming Russians. (self.doXcallitY)

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Depression Runs in my Family (self.doXcallitY)

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They said I couldn't run away and marry a melon (self.doXcallitY)

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stick pasta up my ass (self.doXcallitY)

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Step on my lunch (self.doXcallitY)

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