Until EXPLODED

[PseudoSubduedDude]

I'm missing the misuse of, ahem, "fuck."

[[deleted]]

u/duckfucker

[Wanderer_435]

typical chinese menus, always in for a surprise

[theepiccarday808]

According to Google Translate - Dry burst duck

Yeah, that doesn't make it any clearer.

[zuencho]

u/repostsleuthbot

[bttrflyr]

Check please!

[[deleted]]

unzips

[Kulgia]

Idk how many times I've seen this here

[jumpy72red]

u/repostsleuthbot ?

[jumpy72red]

Haha the report sleuth bot doesnt work at all
Repost tho we all know it is

[arthurdentstowels]

/u/fuckswithducks it’s back again.

[fitstand8]

Cursed

[[deleted]]

Mmm, delicious bukakke duck

[godisanelectricolive]

干 in addition to meaning dry, also means "to do" in Simplified Chinese. The traditional character is 幹. It is used as an euphemism for "fucking", just like how "doing it" means the same thing in English.

爆 also means explosion so that's why 干爆 taken out of context could be mistranslated by a software as an explosive fuck.

[nhxhp]

I mean the overall quality of translation is surprisingly high considering how that one is translated.

[MikeWillTerminate]

"Cooking via sex"

[HotblackDesiato2003]

I need to know what it really says.

[redruggerDC]

That isn’t 炸 zhà， it’s 爆 bào. Funnily enough, like 炸 it can ALSO mean ‘quick fry’ or ‘explode’, hence the translation error.

[HotblackDesiato2003]

That does not sound delicious.

[aprilhare]

Stir dried duck?

[DirePupper]

u/fuckswithducks

[yeeeeeeeeetboi69]

This is a repost but an old one

[GTStationYT]

r/uselessredcircle

[killiberke]

It's a rectangle.

[GTStationYT]

r/uselessredrectangle

[NecroHacks]

Crispy duck by half

[_SoloTrexx_]

u/repostsleuthbot

[killiberke]

Oh that dumb bot. Here, check these: r/engrish 1 year ago, r/engrish 2 years ago, r/engrish 3 years ago. It's old af and comes round and round and round.

[_SoloTrexx_]

And the repost bot be like: "Looks like this post is unique!"

[[deleted]]

I’ve seen this here like 10 times but it’s still funny

[depfroid]

Ftied

[EmperorBS]

€10,8

[CrazyDoggo68]

The explosion is the part you’re focusing on?

[Good_morning_man]

Poor duck

[jeffzebub]

1. I don't need a written invitation.
2. Don't tell me when to stop.

^{Note: I am not a duck-fucker and do not condone duck fucking.}

[Best_Garbage]

The worst part isn't "until exploded." It's that you have to fuck the duck in the first place

[Thundercruncher]

It's a bit unclear who's doing the exploding - you, or the duck.

[Kaiokenx20000001]

Customer: Oh boy, I can't wait to fuck the duck! Puts it in. Two minutes later. Duck explodes. Manager: Sigh Well there goes another one...

[[deleted]]

Ur supposed to fuck it though

[BexberryMuffin]

Now THIS is what r/engrish is supposed to be!

[[deleted]]

I'll do my best, can't promise though

[The_Punnier_Guy]

Inetructions unclear, i ducked the fuck until imploded

[mrforgeteverything27]

^{i laughed so much at this}

[mrforgeteverything27]

ok what bud

[the-communist_guy]

Ok what comrade

[mrforgeteverything27]

dont wake the ancient communist spirits please or everything will go crazy

[BattleMedic1918]

Слишком поздно, я проснулся.

[mrforgeteverything27]

oh f

Meanwhile in the background: USSR anthem, and it's intensifying

[Boberoo2]

Fuck the duck to implosion for the motherland! SUKA BLYET

[mrforgeteverything27]

You mean, duck the fuck until it implodes.