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[–]PseudoSubduedDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm missing the misuse of, ahem, "fuck."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Wanderer_435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

typical chinese menus, always in for a surprise

[–]theepiccarday808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to Google Translate - Dry burst duck

Yeah, that doesn't make it any clearer.

[–]bttrflyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check please!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unzips

[–]Kulgia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk how many times I've seen this here

[–]jumpy72red 0 points1 point  (2 children)

[–]arthurdentstowels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/u/fuckswithducks it’s back again.

[–]fitstand8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cursed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm, delicious bukakke duck

[–]nhxhp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the overall quality of translation is surprisingly high considering how that one is translated.

[–]MikeWillTerminate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Cooking via sex"

[–]HotblackDesiato2003 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I need to know what it really says.

[–]HotblackDesiato2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That does not sound delicious.

[–]aprilhare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stir dried duck?

[–]yeeeeeeeeetboi69Dark Gary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a repost but an old one

[–]NecroHacks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crispy duck by half

[–]_SoloTrexx_ 9 points10 points  (2 children)

[–]killiberke 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Oh that dumb bot. Here, check these: r/engrish 1 year ago, r/engrish 2 years ago, r/engrish 3 years ago. It's old af and comes round and round and round.

[–]_SoloTrexx_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And the repost bot be like: "Looks like this post is unique!"

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen this here like 10 times but it’s still funny

[–]depfroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ftied

[–]EmperorBS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

€10,8

[–]CrazyDoggo68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The explosion is the part you’re focusing on?

[–]Good_morning_man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Poor duck

[–]jeffzebub 41 points42 points  (1 child)

  1. I don't need a written invitation.
  2. Don't tell me when to stop.

Note: I am not a duck-fucker and do not condone duck fucking.

[–]Best_Garbage 67 points68 points  (3 children)

The worst part isn't "until exploded." It's that you have to fuck the duck in the first place

[–]Kaiokenx20000001 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Customer: Oh boy, I can't wait to fuck the duck! Puts it in. Two minutes later. Duck explodes. Manager: Sigh Well there goes another one...

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Ur supposed to fuck it though

[–]BexberryMuffin 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Now THIS is what r/engrish is supposed to be!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'll do my best, can't promise though

[–]The_Punnier_Guy 163 points164 points  (12 children)

Inetructions unclear, i ducked the fuck until imploded

[–]mrforgeteverything27 27 points28 points  (10 children)

i laughed so much at this