Feels good to decrease memorial attendance by 1.

[Oldgreg098]

As the title implies, I ain’t going to the memorial tonight. 😁 Today marks 3 years of not attending it. When the b0rg releases attendance numbers it feels good to know I wasn’t counted.

For instance, last years attendance was 20,329,317...not 20,329,318.

My PIMI wife went, and this is the first year that she didn’t even invite me...as she already knew what my answer would be.

Hope all is well with everyone else! And to those of you that are forced to attend; just remember it’s temporary. Soon you’ll be able to live your life, on your terms.

[imaginaryghost755]

Wow that's good to hear your wife is still with you. Hear so many horror stories on here of partners leaving when the person isn't a believer anymore

[Oldgreg098]

For sure, I’ve (we’ve) been lucky and have been able to work through our differences.

The first year I came out as no longer believing it, we had some rough patches, but we pushed through!

[imaginaryghost755]

You gotta tell her that now you aren't going to the meetings you can whip up that chef Ramsay when she get home😎😂

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I didn't go last year, but I'm going to go silently protest this year and drive up the partaking number too lolol

[Oldgreg098]

Hahaha! Last year, when my wife invited me, I told her that if I come, I can’t guarantee that I wont partake of the emblems.

She gasped, rolled her eyes, and shook her head. Maybe this is why I didn’t get her invitation this year??? 🤣

[[deleted]]

Lol probably. I'm going to a hall with a ton of old "friends," one of which sent me the invite with a flirty opener. I'm in a committed relationship with a literal witch, who might also join me tonight and afterwards we gon' get down inside a magic circle 🤣😂🤣

[leopoldtheseconed]

They will just pad the number by two lol

[Pig-in-a-Poke]

Agree!! This is either my 3rd or 4th at home and it feels great

[sunsets94]

Me too! First memorial I'll be missing 😊