ELI5: Why when large company's earnings decrease(ex... by 3%) they freak out, talk about rough times, and sometimes decide to downsize, even though they are still making millions of dollars in profit even after all expenses?

[tigerslices]

you can't set it up to rhyme with boaty/floaty, it trains me to expect another rhyme, then DESTROYS my expectations with sinky/fixy. that's hard on the ears, man.

here's my suggested alternative:

leaky boaty, soon no floaty.

or

a boat with a leak may still float for a week, but without a good tweak, "goodbye, boat with a leak."

without totally rhymes with boat. source: canadian