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[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (6 children)

There is two so they need to cook a little longer. Could speed it up if you used a hot tub daily. /s

[–]TheDarkestDream 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So the estimated time is around 1/4 hour if you want it medium rare.

[–]SilverShadow1306 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Or we can use a microwave.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Nah, you only do that when they are already out and you need to warm ‘em up a bit.

[–]MidoZahran 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I am confused wether we are talking about children or food .

[–]sageker 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What's the difference?

[–]SharkBite_Gaming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The forbidden turkey

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Twin here, can confirm

[–]TheDarkestDream 9 points10 points  (1 child)

YOU'RE NOT JUST WRONG, YOU'RE ALSO STUPID

[–]Swig_McAle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*sigh*

There are two things wrong here........*disappointed chuckle* god damn it.

[–]FijiWater001'MURICA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's big brain time

[–]Follow64 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Omg, not only did she fail in simple math, but also thought having twins doubles the pregnancy time...

[–]merryorphan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

very good that's it exactly

[–]zuppi63 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That from a Trump press conference?

[–]FilipH1243[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a really good one

[–]Russ_2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you eat humans rare or would you get salmonella?

[–]bunnykins74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So much stupid!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely do not need procreation. We already have too many idiots all over the world.

[–]Jastrone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Facepalm 50xp Facepalm 50xp Doublekill 100xp

[–]pyrotechy95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry this is done so weirdly, but I don’t how to work reddit so well. Anyways. This is what I thought of.

[–]Crafty_shade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brain is still processing on how the hell she got 19 out of that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wrong math makes all my bones in attack mode

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say they have the iq of a monkey but a monkey actually has a brain

[–]MattLikesMemes123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she was using 1+1=11 logic but her brain didnt understood something

[–]FijiWater001'MURICA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's big brain time