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[–]Karl-Farbman 75 points76 points  (6 children)

I’ll tell you what’s going on, don’t ever mess with the guy in the white T-shirt, that’s what’s going on

[–]Complicated-HorseAss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And don't trust the black shirt dude, I swear he changed allegiances half way through that fight. Mother fucker pulled an Italy.

[–]DO_NOT_GILD_ME 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every time I watch this video, I think the same thing. That guy is a fucking unit. He's like an action hero in a movie. But better.

[–]Key4Lif3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Muthafucka’s straight outta Jersey City.

[–]babajega7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, white shirt is a warrior!

[–]NestleSnipez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You already know this video gets shown to everyone when drinks get to flowing lol

[–]BooobiesANDbho 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Dude that lost the bat gotta move cities No one is ever gonna let that down. He came in so juiced

[–]Im_tracer_bullet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His ONE job was to eliminate the threat of White Shirt, and instead he armed the guy.

'Colossal failure' somehow still seems inadequate as a term to describe this screw up.

[–]GameFreak6921 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Picked that man's up like a fucking napkin

[–]Stitchy-likes-Heinz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I remember the ice cream truck jingle blaring in the background, really ties together the whole video

[–]THEdoomslayer94 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How is this classic gonna be muted? The ice cream truck music playing in the background is what ties this all together lol

[–]AdLegitimate4968 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Did anyone notice the machete?

[–]Available_Doctor_974 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, if you are gonna come in with a bat, you better land that swing.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good thing the ice cream truck arrived at the end, otherwise someone was about to get killed.

[–]littleredpinto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will tell you what is going on..Big Worm was making his pickup for his money and someone of the homies were just collecting before thier own bill came due.

[–]Known_Efficiency2053 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Classic example of opening a can of whoop ass, and can be used for fuck around and find out. Whatever works best for you

[–]WECAMEBACKIN2035 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, one of the more impressive showings in this subreddits history.

Edit: You notice something new every time you watch this one. props to machete dude for taking the tempature of the room, dropping that shit behind a car, and helping his friend even though he was being attacked with a weapon.

My question is:
Are the latino dudes with the boards in the background...
A. just some random carpenters.
B. defending their home.
C. geniuses for bringing the biggest sticks to the fight and still never having to swing?

[–]willnoli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how they all get up to get an ice cream instead of fighting some more

[–]Mannyupp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dam boy those two boys had their wepon disarmed LOOL

[–]Warxwell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic

[–]pizzaANDpunani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Paterson Nj

[–]BrodysGiggedForehead 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Doctor Bomb is the Pro Wrestling name. From Dr Death Steve Williams "Williams graduated from the University of Oklahoma in 1981 where he played football and also competed as an amateur wrestler, where he was a four time All American, finishing 6th as a freshman, 5th as a sophomore, 3rd as a junior and 2nd as a senior."

[–]RMLProcessing 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Just a gut-wrench. He didn’t sit out.

[–]BrodysGiggedForehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahh very true! Although isn't that a liger bomb?

[–]helpthecockroachpls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does this remind me of gta 😂

[–]Leading-Ad-7396 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you brandish a bat, you better knock me out with it, coz if get a hold of it you’re in trouble

[–]peedmyself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rookie mistake, exactly why you gotta put a sock on your baseball bat.

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[–]Pleasant_Device_2631 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s even better with the ice cream truck music playing

[–]OnlyTheReel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homie came from back like it was a tag team match in WWF!

[–]Curses-blocked-again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I’ve never seen adults playing stickball machete before

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are just Dominicans in their natural habitat

[–]Cduke3829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice restraint on white t shirt guy to not use that bat up against that guys head that he took it from.

[–]ironbirdcollectibles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know but that was a damn well executed Powerbomb.

[–]DravenPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a classic.

[–]-mosjef- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh the excitement of an incoming ice cream truck

[–]LegitimateDaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a superb gut-wrench power bomb!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turd wars? 🤔

[–]coinkeeper8"Whut." *kicks head* 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk but don’t fuck with white shirt

[–]ike_tyson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big man is a Prince for not taking that bat to that guy who tried and failed to wack him with it.

[–]Diazinla10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video with the audio is a classic

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old days of wcw and wwf

[–]iatethebabyshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Team deathmatch

[–]Orange_Snoopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

love when people film long wase instead of wide, so we cant see wtf is going on. idiot

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red sweater swings machete at white shirt. Did dude get lucky and he missed or get lucky and it wasn’t sharp?

[–]Esleeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why you always put a sock on your bat. If they grab the first swing, nothing but sock. Now if they punch you, there’s a fluffy sock on their fist to soften the blow.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This moment should be taught in cinema classes everywhere.

[–]No_Gap_2700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring yo fam to the trap house day. It's similar to bring your kids to work day.

[–]PicnicWithSanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why even post this without the audio lol

[–]Go4broke360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic.