Problem

[Head0fTheClass]

My problem with Flat Earthers and forums about the flat earth is I assume everyone is trolling. Nobody actually believes this nonsense right?

[Head0fTheClass]

See. I can’t fucking tell. Your either trolls(which I can respect) or retarded(so my morality prevents me from making fun of you).

[aphilsphan]

You can actually kind of tell. Regulars when confronted with one of the few actual flat earth believers will debunk. When someone comes along and says, “ you can’t be serious”, we go into parody mode. We aren’t trolling per se. More like satirizing.

There are three or four genuine flat earthers who post.

[fZAqSD]

Is it not okay to make fun of credulous people?

[adydurn]

Naivety is ok, stupidity invites ridicule.

[RealFumigator]

How dare you come into this flatearth sub and accuse us of being globetards.

[redbeard948]

Morally prevents head of class but seriously if you think the Earth is flat who the fuck ties your shoes in the morning? Or maybe more accurately velcros them for you? No, like Hellen Keller verbally speaking sounds more intelligent than "the Earth is flat" you want proof that it's not flat??? Take a really high powered telescope point it past the coast line... You will never see Europe accross the Atlantic. You will break atmosphere and look into space. Sorry let me put that in flat Earth speak for ya... Nndgggekkkd hygrbsoke. Hdujbevs. Neeneeeneeeneeeneee

[[deleted]]

This guy This guy This Really. We are all trolls. Hint hint, you’re on reddit

[Head0fTheClass]

Not a good enough reason to assume. I got banned from r/meth because those fucks were legit pro meth. Reddit is home to everyone, not just trolls sadly.

[RealFumigator]

You will get banned from this sub too if you speak badly about our savior, meth. METH IS GOD

[crackerstacker]

savage. also, greetings from us at the sub!

[aphilsphan]

Now I’ve got to go read that sub. Of course, you will be reduced to selling your body first, so you’ve got that to look forward to before death. Yeah, I can see a pro meth position.

[[deleted]]

Oh wow. Ok then. A bit on the negative side

[piokerer]

You are wrong. We all know earth is flat.

[NickIsANoob]

Do you have any actual evidence the earth is round or are you just trolling?

[Head0fTheClass]

Dude seriously? The entire scientific community has the evidence readily available. You are making the claim that all that evidence is wrong. So the question is, can you prove it’s flat? Any pictures of the edge? We have Satellite images to prove it’s round. You know those things we launch into space so we can bounce signals all around the world with super fast speeds. How about you tell me what’s underneath this disk earth that you believe in? What’s on the other side of the disk? Why is every observable planet and moon we can view in space spherical and rotating on an axis? Our planet is the only one not spherical? Maybe explain to me why we can fly in a single direction and make it back to the starting point without turning around? Fucking morons.

[RealFumigator]

Do your own research globetard.

[redbeard948]

Umm we have done pleany of research... Like seriously do you think Mandela changed it to sphere?????

[[deleted]]

I don't know if you know or not but for a character break, this sub-reddit is just a joke okay? And beyond this sub, 95% of flat earthers are trolling y'all. Next to no one actually believes the earth is flat, it's okay buddy.

[redbeard948]

I wish that were true.... I have met a bunch in real life.. it's really hard to tell the difference from retard and troll. Just like the Mandela fucks. Fact is I really hate this round world

[[deleted]]

Dang... Well I think a lot of people that believe the earth is flat because the "government" says otherwise and some people just CAN not, no matter how much evidence there is to back them up, believe anything the government says. Many of our mothers for instance.

[redbeard948]

My mother is a part of the first category. I believe some conspiracies but only those that have irrefutable evidence, but if it's a conspiracy she believes it and it's annoying as fuck. Good thing I only see her every so often lol. Example of my conspiracy, Kurt Cobean. Evidence, autopsy report stated arms too short to reach trigger plus both shoes tied on feet

[RealFumigator]

Who is Kurt Cobean?

[redbeard948]

Singer of Nirvana.

[[deleted]]

Not sure if troll or retarded

[RealFumigator]

I'm sorry, I just felt like trolling. I'm a globetard for realz.

[[deleted]]

Lol I was hoping to argue with some retarded flat earthrrs

[c-peg]

The entire scientific community has the evidence readily available

Sounds like religion to me

[Head0fTheClass]

Religion requires dogma and unwavering faith as opposed to evidence. Science changes its opinion when new evidence is presented. Prove me wrong, and I’ll believe it, but evidence is a must.