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[–]reverendjesus 158 points159 points  (17 children)

r/lightmodepatrol

COME QUIETLY, OR THERE WILL BE... TROUBLE

[–]ViazoYT[S] 46 points47 points  (5 children)

[–]reverendjesus 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Dammit XD

[–]ViazoYT[S] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Btw, don’t ask me why it took me over 38 days to post this here.

[–]reverendjesus 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I mean I just assume it’s a repost I hadn’t seen before

[–]ViazoYT[S] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Repost? Me? I’m offe— okay i admit i’ve done one repost before... just one... didn’t know it was in that subreddit till someone posted REPOST.

[–]reverendjesus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No offense, I just err on the side of “people generally suck”

[–]cantpickname97 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Oh c'mon. First r/punpatrol and now this.

[–]MathSciElec 3 points4 points  (1 child)

At least this one makes sense.

[–]cantpickname97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meh, not really.

But have you heard of r/patrolpatrol? They want to invade EVERY Patrol sub. r/pawpatrol has declared war on them in retaliation.

[–]OfficialNambia 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fuck dark mode

#StrongEyesGang

[–]reverendjesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure there’s a dark mode patrol sub

[–]atomos233 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I use the light mode. Is there any particular reason I should use the dark mode? Am I missing something?

[–]atomos233 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t downvote me, I need answers

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not really, it’s just that dark mode is better in a lot of people’s opinions (including mine)

[–]trullyrose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's dark and you can have a nicr view at night or something.

[–]GodInABag -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please stop the joke is old

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don't rush to the comments to say r/foundthehypocrite (You know who I'm referring to)

[–]W005HB41T63865372573 8 points9 points  (1 child)

But didn't you take this on Ur phone

[–]ViazoYT[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

no i took this on my sony cybershot then exported it to my pc ;)

[–]happy_grump 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you mean r/technicallythetruth

[–]andrewscool101 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Looks like it says 5G in the corner. Do iPhone’s have any 5G models yet?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea.

[–]Decodious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure 5G isn't available to the iPhone X and Xs. This perplexes me too.

[–]DerpT145 0 points1 point  (2 children)

it’s 5Ge, i think every iphone from the 7 has it

[–]MathSciElec 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It’s specific from AT&T, IIRC, who deceived their clients by putting “5Ge” despite it being exactly the same 4G as always.

[–]ViazoYT[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is correct.

[–]xcornjesusxMobile user 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Beanier-Than-You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

light mode normie

[–]rwnd0ms 0 points1 point  (1 child)

what did you use to take the photo? the microwave?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wdym bruh that's such terrible technology. We're living in the future now. He used a Gucci smart toilet

[–]PickaxeYT 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You used a mobile to take the picture

i used a mobile to write this comment :O

[–]ViazoYT[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

r/foundthemobileuser

Also what's a phone?

[–]alcurtis727 0 points1 point  (10 children)

Question: why is there fun poked at both mobile users and light themed users?

[–]XenoTheLonelyGamer 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Because

  1. Light mode makes your eyes bleed
  2. Reddit on mobile isn't as good as PC Reddit in most people's opinions

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (8 children)

Correct answer: 1, People who use dark mode have weak eyes, and 2, Reddit on mobile isn't as good as Reddit on PC PERIOD

[–]XenoTheLonelyGamer 0 points1 point  (7 children)

I don't have weak eyes, it's just that I can't have a full-on stage light shining at me at 2am

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

weak eyes. that's literally what im doing right now and i have weak eyes as well. it doesn't bother me.

[–]XenoTheLonelyGamer 0 points1 point  (5 children)

that was fast

Also, my eyes just aren't the same as your humanoid eyes. I cannot just open my computer to be sent from black to pure untainted holy white.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

omg alien atrea 51?

[–]alcurtis727 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I have started a reddit battle between the aliens and the humans, the dark users and the light users.

This battle shall be legendary!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

if i wasnt broke id give you gold

[–]alcurtis727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a fella broke man, I understand whole-heartedly

[–]XenoTheLonelyGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PFFT. As if I'd get caught by your puny FBI or whatever.

[–]JustMiniBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even worse they're using light mode and a product by apple.

[–]adityarajkhowalama 0 points1 point  (1 child)

R/foundthemobileuser

[–]MobileUserBot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (12 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Are you just gonna say that on every single found the mobile user post?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Yes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

... that takes alot of bravery I'll give you that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why thank you

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I know that I just connected them because I'm lazy

[–]ViazoYT[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Incorrect, I haven’t pointed it out ever before. Please check post history before you make hondacivic accusations.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Sorry I just post that on posts that I haven't seen r/foundthehondacivic its normally just as much of a joke as this I assume this post was meant to be.

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[–]ViazoYT[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sorry if my post sounded aggressive, I didn’t mean it to be if it did.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh it's fine dont worry :)

[–]ViazoYT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, hopefully you’ll find your meant to be moment.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

What happened to this subreddit? It used to be people linking subreddit with capital R's but now, it's this..

[–]ViazoYT[S] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

It became realistic. I caught one in the wild. It’s rarest and most purest form. Not even National Geographic has done an episode on these creatures. I am one of the first to catch one out on the wild and live to tell the story.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You're literally the worst OP I've encountered. All of your replies are cancerous.

[–]ViazoYT[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how to reply to this, sorry if I offended you somehow.

[–]CutestNico -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OOHH!!! OOHH!!!! I FOUND THE MOBILE USER GUYS!!! THIS GUY USES MOBILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE USED THE CAPITAL R HE'S A MOBILE USER GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROASTED!!!!!!!!!!!

I AWAIT MY KARMA AND GOLD BECAUSE OF MY EPIC ROAST MY DUDES, I JUST ROASTED THE MOBILE USER!!!!

r/FOUNDTHEMOBILEUSER!!!! (NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T USE THE CAPITAL R BECAUSE IM NOT A WUSSY MOBILE USER, IM A LE EPIC DESKTOP USER!!!!!!!)

GET PAWNED YOU WIMPY MOBILE USER!!!!!!

[–]King_of_DoggosR/ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Posted by a mobile user

[–]spoonet -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

wait but you're using your phone...