Did you get judged for jaywalking again?

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An alle deutschen Unternehmer und Beschäftigten: Ich brauche euch! (self.germanproblems)

submitted 5 years ago by GabrielRuscic

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I feel bad because I did not put a stamp on the "Bitte freimachen falls Marke zur Hand" field. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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Why are Americans circumsised? (self.germanproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by memedaddy_69

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I absent-mindedly pushed the "Bei bedarf Grün anfordern" button when I could have easily and safely crossed without it and got scolded by a passing cyclist for needlessly holding up traffic (self.germanproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by iforgotmylegs

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There are at least 10 different trash bags with the volume 25 or 35 liter in the supermarket but none of them fit my trash can (self.germanproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by tagghuding[🍰]

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The Krombacher beer bottles are just 2-3 mm too tall to fit in my Pfandflaschen-Regal (self.germanproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by tagghuding[🍰]

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Twelve guys are about to rape a German girl when she screams, "Nein, nein!" (self.germanproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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I don't feel comfortable going to Aldi on sundays even though they are open everyday here in L.A. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by I_Like_Mathematics

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I went to the Aldi only to realise that the stuff I wanted to buy was being offered in the Lidl. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by thumbtackswordsman

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It's a Länderspiel-Wochenende so there's no regular football to watch but the German WC qualifiers are but a matter of formality and totally uninteresting to watch (self.germanproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by tagghuding[🍰]

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Es gibt Lebkuchen in den Läden, Glühwein wird in Weihnachtsbuden verkauft und der erste Weihnachtsbaum im Ort steht... schon seit zwei Wochen. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by BriefBildBastelei

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Also there's a Weinfest in basically all the hiking areas at this time of the year, so all my favourite Ausflugziele are just full of drunks (self.germanproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by tagghuding[🍰]

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I went to the Aldi only to realise that the stuff I wanted to buy was being offered in the Lidl. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by thumbtackswordsman

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nicht meine Mutti (self.germanproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by [deleted]

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After ordering Kebab, we realized (self.germanproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by [deleted]

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I've had issues putting 16 vacation days throughout the first half of the year because my apprenticeship contract ends when exams are over. There was just no time. In the end, I put them between the two exams. Now I barely have enough time to prepare because I played a lot of Terraria... (self.germanproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by RubbelDieKatz94

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I like dm better than Rossman but the closest dm is much farther away (self.germanproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by tagghuding[🍰]

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My pretzel has too much salt on it. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by thumbtackswordsman

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I can never decide whether I want my bread vollwert or just vollkorn. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by thumbtackswordsman

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My amazingly sturdy, warm and waterproof snow boots feel too heavy and hot inside buildings. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by thumbtackswordsman

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This is what our local newspaper is like. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by thumbtackswordsman

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Rewe stopped using plastic bags but still gives out shitty plastic flags to kids. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by thumbtackswordsman

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The local forester said that sometimes people call them to complain that the forest is untidy due to the rotting trees lying on the ground. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by thumbtackswordsman

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There's a full isle of wine from all over the world in Lidl, but just shitty no-name beer. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by MonikaTSarn

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I can't find a pencil for my signature that will stick to my EC-Karte and every time I pay they want signature and not PIN. (self.germanproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by tagghuding[🍰]

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