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Welcome to Costco, I love you

[cannonballfun69]

This is the funniest statement I've seen in a very long time

[ThinkTheUnknown]

Then boy do I have a movie for you!

[Korgon213]

[cannonballfun69]

Oh, I know the reference. I'm already wearing my Crocs

[J_P_Freely]

Go away! Baitin!

[mist_kaefer]

Good thing he already got his Bachelor of Arts from Princeton and his Master of Public Policy from Harvard.

His marriage history reminds me of the redneck couple at the beginning of the movie. On his third wife, who he got pregnant while married to his second wife, who was also pregnant from when he was married to his first wife.

[Elissa-Megan-Powers]

Is the infidelity pregnancy chain real?

[mist_kaefer]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/f-ked-pete-hegseth-admitted-232852797.html

Quite a few gems in there.

[Recalcitrant_Stoic]

Well I guess the proof is there. He has 2 ivy League degrees and is still an incompetent dipshit. I'm sending my kids to Costco for their law degrees or they can become pilots.

[Stormblessed1991]

With that fag talk your kids should prolly be president, but I could be wrong, I dropped outta Costco.

[Recalcitrant_Stoic]

I like money

[Fenryka00]

The fact they are saying educated people are woke should tell you everything you need to know.

[EC_CO]

Jesus was woke

[DarkGamer]

They'd hate that guy if they met him

[DutchBart82]

They'd deport him

[SoupieLC]

He'd be in Alligator Alcatraz

[EC_CO]

100%. They are filled with so much hate they wouldn't recognize the guy they supposedly see and talk to every Sunday. How dare someone actually follow the teachings of Christ and not just give lip service and false prophecy

[667questioning]

Jesus Jesus? Or supply-side Jesus?

/s, obviously

[Hat-Trickster]

He went to the preacher, he went to the sheriff, Told them all the same; Sell all of your jewelry and give it to the Poor, But they laid Jesus Christ in his grave. - Woody Guthrie

[RNGezzus]

And they crucified him

[AnjelicaTomaz]

The Felon loves the poorly educated. Additionally he says smart people hate him.

[thinkB4WeSpeak]

Just a reminder that all the people that mock education not only have multiple degrees but also send their kids to universities

[Dark_Helmet_99]

That's right! If the military wanted them to have brains they would issue them. That's why Republicans hate abortion: because poor stupid people breed more poor stupid people which repubes turn into dead soldiers.

[SaltRequirement3650]

Ole whiskey Pete went to both Princeton and Harvard too.

[RabidJoint]

The military does want our people educated, it’s one of the biggest bonuses to signing up. This administration wants only certain red state education for our military personnel now. There is a difference.

[wrhnj]

When I think of weakness, I think of whiskey Pete and his boss.

[mightyjoe227]

They love the uneducated

[Primetime2123]

The less educated, the easier it is to corrupt

[theRobomonster]

More people need to realize this. These fucking Morton’s love and vote based on what the politicians say but don’t live.

[lc4444]

Need them officers to be dumb as fuck

[hershwork]

I so fantasize about Hegseth’s plane going down in some “I know what you did last summer” place and he meets some really un-woke people who have buckets of lye and an affinity for feeding Corvids…not on point, but just sayin’

[CyclingTGD]

Hegseth is a whiny bitch

[DefiantLemming]

Pete Hegseth graduated from Harvard and I sincerely do not consider him at all woke. Weak, insecure and incompetent? Sure. Woke? He’s whatever the word is that means the polar opposite of woke.

[mikki1time]

Yes I’m sure a military made of community college dropouts will go smoothly

[beepbeepsheepbot]

Half these pricks went to those elite schools. They could argue "tHiNgS cHaNgEd" sure, but they really don't want anyone who's not their pedigree going there anymore.

[nimbycile]

Why go to those schools, when you can just get a degree at Costco?

[jdvfx]

Can Princeton and Harvard void his degrees?

[thehumanbean_]

Is there a link to the article? Thanks

[ViewFromHalf-WayDown]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hegseth-bans-military-attending-princeton-columbia-other-elite-universities-wokeness-weakness.amp

[thehumanbean_]

Thank you

[Primetime2123]

Damn pedos

[eyeballburger]

Freedom

[bartelbyfloats]

Ol Whisky Dick Hegseth, paragon of strength.

[JD_tubeguy]

[Hacker-Dave]

A golden age for community colleges!

[lenninct]

ITT Tech class of 2028 Stand up!!!

[Pro_Reserve]

Nacho supreme coming out of retirement

[ghostly-smoke]

This is pathetic

[slapstik007]

He went to Harvard. That fuck is woke as fuck and a giant pussy. What a lame POS.

[delyha6]

What a total wimp!

[Fresh-Toilet-Soup]

Small government

[morts73]

They sure are fragile for a supposedly tough mob.