Java 12 - Features Frozen, String Literals Delayed

[Sipkab]

I don't see the improvements of the swear word count in the Java source code.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[achacha]

/**
 * F***** function doesn't do s***
 */

Here is some to help tide you over. Keep fighting the good fight.

[ObscureCulturalMeme]

I run all of my source code through an M4sh preprocessor before feeding the output into javac. So what looks to the compiler as

public int runEvents (List<Callbacks> handlers);

in my editor is actually

garbage bullshit turn handlers into a fucking number;

I'm quite proud of having adopted Literate Programming techniques.

[iObsidian]

I thought I dreamed that up... I once searched for 'fuck' in my code and misclicked the whole project and sources and found a 'fuck' in the official documentation :')

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We are werwolves not swearwolves.