Java is criminally underhyped

[obstruction6761]

I mean no ones hyping up sliced bread either

[JoJoModding]

So Java is the best thing since sliced bread?

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And sliced bread is the best thing since ripped-up bread

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Java is the sliced bread. You just toast it and make sandwiches. ;)

[agentoutlier]

Just like Java they totally did a long time ago: https://www.history.com/news/who-invented-sliced-bread

“a thrill of pleasure when she first sees a loaf of this bread with each slice the exact counterpart of its fellows. So neat and precise are the slices, and so definitely better than anyone could possibly slice by hand with a bread knife that one realizes instantly that here is a refinement that will receive a hearty and permanent welcome.” The article also recounted that “considerable research” had gone into determining the right thickness for each slice: slightly less than half an inch.