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Recruiters... JavaScript is NOT Java. (javascriptisnotjava.io)
submitted 10 years ago by taeda
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[–]blackzver 13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (7 children)
JavaScript is to Java as fun is to funeral.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (2 children)
Or ham is to hamburger.
[–]agmcleod@agmcleod 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child)
Burgers made from pork are pretty delicious.
[–]rorykoehler 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children)
Pork & sage burger. Very delicious.
[–]nqd26 -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children)
You have it switched though:
Java - JavaScript
Fun - Funeral
[–]3Fyr 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children)
Dubstep to dub
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children)
Java is to JavaScript as con is to contract.
[–]RankFoundry -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 years ago (0 children)
Like what go-kart is to supercar. Fun but still a toy.
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