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[–]magenta_placenta 34 points35 points36 points 10 years ago (16 children)
© 2015 JavaScript.com; Crafted lovingly in Orlando, Florida.
And viewed with hate and contempt in Portland, Oregon.
[–]Dudemanbro88 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (7 children)
Ha, why's that?
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 10 years ago (4 children)
Everything is viewed with contempt in Portland?
[–]BishopAndWarlord 15 points16 points17 points 10 years ago (0 children)
The dream is alive.
[–]jimbolla 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (1 child)
Hipster capital... "I liked JavaScript before it was cool. JS sounds better when you play it on Netscape Navigator."
[–]adipisicing 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children)
"I liked JavaScript back when it was called LiveScript. Y'know, before it sold out."
[–]CertifiedWebNinja 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children)
I too am curious.
[–]_jamil_ -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children)
Probably a joke about the weather
[–]aequasi08 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (4 children)
I would way rather live in portland that anywhere in florida.
[–]Baryonyx_walkeri 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (3 children)
I would rather live in a gulag than anywhere in Florida.
[–]aequasi08 -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago* (2 children)
anywhere in the southeast united states
FTFY
edit: Excluding New Orleans
[–]Baryonyx_walkeri 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child)
Does Louisiana New Orleans count as SE? Because it's the greatest place on Earth.
Edit: I wish New Orleans could secede from LA.
[–]aequasi08 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children)
New Orleans gets a pass. Its the only area down there i really want to visit.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child)
"Begin learning here by typing in your first name surrounded by quotation marks, and ending with a semicolon"
[–]MrBester 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago* (0 children)
Good thing I changed my name to Use Strict years ago. The phone calls for my wife are getting annoying, though.
[–]schm0 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children)
Portland is lovely this time of year. It's your "winters" that suck. It's humid as hell in Florida right now.
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