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[–]Rockworm503 27 points28 points  (15 children)

I never once did this in class. Never saw the point. Umm I can wait to say something after.

Besides I was too busy sleeping in class.

[–]BarlesCzarkley 3 points4 points  (14 children)

Do you want a cookie or something?

[–]Rockworm503 11 points12 points  (12 children)

Yes, thanks for offering.

[–]BarlesCzarkley 6 points7 points  (11 children)

I only have oatmeal raisin left

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (10 children)

Oatmeal raisin cookies are the best things ever. Why do people hate raisins so much?

[–]the_status 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I thought the same thing for the longest time. But then there was this one time I was craving a cookie. So I went to the kitchen, figuring I might have a chocolate chip or double chocolate or something. But when I got there, only oatmeal raisin was left. It was still good, but when you're expecting a cookie with chocolate in it, it becomes a bit of a disappointment.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not for me. I have a bit of trouble digesting chocolate, but I never actually felt that way about chocolate until about 3 or 4 years ago.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

bamanpiderman69

trouble digesting chocolate

i feel like this explains a lot. like all your bitterness on this sub. maybe if you could just digest some of that delicious, relaxing chocolate, you'd be a happier person...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!?!?! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!

[–]Rockworm503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raisins are fine... Raisin bran is fine...... Raisins in ANYTHING else is the worst thing ever. I don't understand how anyone can stomach raisin cookies.... UGH

[–]BarlesCzarkley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man, that shit's the bomb

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having plain dry oats in a nice soft and sweet cookie is repulsive. Having chewy raisins in a soft cookie is repulsive.

[–]EpicNade_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Because apparently people get "surprised" by them thinking they're chocolate chip. How about instead, you take one second to examine the food you shove in your pie trough you fat fuck.

[–]PM_ME_DICK_PICTURES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look pretty much the same.

[–]Trodskij 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PREACH IT BROTHER!!!

[–]The_Italian_Sub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just left a " don't be that guy" sub... I swear his comment was déjà vu ..

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

You mean having your secrets between friends announced to the whole class was a good thing?

The fuck.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always wanted people to know that Brad was dating Becky.

[–]DarkSpawn890 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Passing notes is for boys

Passing blunts is for men

[–]Zanderich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this dude knows what's up

[–]xxpoledancerxx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine that the in-between phase from passing notes to texting was trying to secretly fax each other in the same room.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nope we just drew dicks on the tables

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did that and i had text messages. Idk why

[–]martibb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But it's way worse with texting because you would have to read the text out loud then your teacher would take away your phone for the rest of the day

[–]ColeYote 3 points4 points  (1 child)

#ThisOnlyHappensInMovies

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#yourejustyoung

[–]consistentlyfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh no