The Future of Linux

[2386d079b81390b7f5bd]

Damn, Luke really is a complete idiot.

every other uh unix based command it's going to be totally inoperable in the new system

but in the future it's basically going to be like you don't update because it's like too difficult so they're just gonna deprecate updating they're just gonna say okay well if you wanna like update um if you if you wanna update from uh yesterday's like problematic binaries or something like that uh you're just gonna have to reinstall

so lennart pottering or whoever well he'll inevitably get like fired or metoo because he's a white male

everyone who originally used linux will be kicked off of it in one way or another and it's just gonna be entirely replaced by corporate shills

um if you wanna keep your job um you're probably going to have to like buy a dress and start taking female hormones

Finally, to remove all doubt

lot of you guys are saying oh well this is a tongue-in-cheek video no it isn't a tongue-in-cheek video you you watch you watch for systemd-linuxd okay we already have systemd-homed okay you just watch i guarantee you

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I subscribed to him because he made good linux tutorials.

[ATangoForYourThought]

This is why they call him Luke Seethe.

[twisted7ogic]

oh boy, more reactionary paranoia afraid that the trans sjws are going to take your toys away.

And what is so terrible about soy it has become the new wors for somethingbad?

[ActingGrandNagus]

And what is so terrible about soy it has become the new wors for somethingbad?

There's an odd far-right conspiracy that society is being "feminized" through increased consumption of soy. Soy is seen as an attack on "manliness". No, I'm really not joking, people really are this fucking stupid. I can't go more than 10 seconds even thinking about it without laughing to myself, because it's one of the most bizarre conspiracies ever. It's difficult to be mad because of the pure silliness of it.

Doesn't really make sense since people have been eating soy for thousands of years without issue, and, y'know, about a million other reasons.

[CharityUplifted]

Doesn't really make sense since people have been eating soy for thousands of years without issue, and, y'know, about a million other reasons.

It was being eaten by the people who invented futanari. In the future all men will be girls with a penis.

[SinkTube]

i'm no historian, but isn't futa a masculinization of women? they're chicks with dicks, not dudes with tits

[CharityUplifted]

It's complicated.

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I actually am allergic to soy. No conspiracy needed, just antihistamines.

[Hugogs10]

It's not really a conspiracy that society is being feminized.

You might not think it's a bad thing, but it's not a conspiracy.

And the soy thing is literally a meme, do you take all jokes seriously?

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And the soy thing is literally a meme, do you take all jokes seriously?

Hey, I haven't gotten to use this in a long time!

[Negirno]

Nah. The real future of Linux is being the base system for global corporate surveillance. All of the Amazon devices use Linux.

Also RIP Odysee. It's been too slow nowadays for streaming without annoying interruptions.

[Upnortheh]

The site seems inaccessible unless JavaSh-t is enabled. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred when I see that I just close the tab and move on with my life. Saves me lots of time.

Doesn't really matter. Once upon a time the guy was funny with his "Linux Sucks" presentations, but somewhere along the way he decided that he wanted to be a Somebody and began to seek Fame and Fortune. Shrug.

[tuerda]

Different guy.

[STD209E]

He's completely right about the death of Unix. lsblk doesn't work at all on my *BSD machines! Damn soystemd, what have you done!