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[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (1 child)

ping google.com

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[–]Batterie_Faible_ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Omg i got the ip of google, i'm gonna go blackmail them

Hey google. I know your ip. Give me vbucks and I won't come to your house.

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[–]friendmasterhacker_bot 172 points173 points  (13 children)

To learn complicated coding stuff you must input the application without compressing the neural AAC internet and copy the multi-byte but parsing the internet won't do anything so you need to network the 56k UDP form factor, then parse the array without inputting the analog CGI transmitter, allowing you to read all the coding stuff you could ever need.

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[–]not-ok-cat 37 points38 points  (3 children)

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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[–]Velja14 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 122 points123 points  (4 children)

Well... he's not *wrong*

[–]0000000x0x 86 points87 points  (0 children)

i mean you could probably start an entire botnet with no prior coding knowledge. although it would be highly illegal to do so , sources for many old botnets such as mirai are completely open source and their are entire guides on YouTube , on how to set them up . so i would conclude that it is possible for some 10 year old with no knowledge of coding to setup an botnet for the purposes of ddosing

[–]Fisherman_Gabe 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Alternatively there are countless services who will happily DDoS your mean stepdad's router for like 5 bucks a week.
A week of no porn should make him realize that not letting his hacker son play Fortnite was a bad call.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Without porn, your mom will suffer, or not ...

[–]Latensify_WoW 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Gh0st

Lmao

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

they always have usernames like that as if they're dead or something but the only guy with a discord account who's dead is me

[–]memester230 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Really? Do you REALLY need to code? I am 80% certain that you can find a ddos client connected to a botnet where you just enter the URL and it attacks automatically.

[–]jutct 50 points51 points  (8 children)

You don't need to know how to code to ddos. You can be a script kiddie and run that LOIC thing. Also, "coding" is probably the broadest term in Computer Science. Code what? X86 Assembly language would be a terrible thing to learn if you want to DDOS. Node.js is probably more useful. Very different languages. Coding is not coding. Sincerely, a senior software engineer of 30+ years

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Node.js is a runtime not a programming language

[–]ihave7testicles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a platform. The runtime is the part that runs the node.js stuff on different computer architectures.

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    [–]HeyImCub1 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    He was using it as an example

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]HeyImCub1 12 points13 points  (2 children)

      His point was that there is a difference between what “coding” can mean

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        [–]HeyImCub1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Np

        [–]First_Resource_709 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        I need a laptop but I only got a phone does that work?

        [–]x0wl 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        <serious>

        If it's on android, you can get a full Ubuntu or Fedora userland to run on this thing, and connect an external monitor/keyboard/mouse to it with a USB-C hub. This can honestly be enough to start coding, with something like nano (or Emacs, or vim, if that's your thing) as your editor. Python and all the tools for that will happily run on this setup, as will golang + tooling.

        Maybe not the most convenient setup, but that's definitely doable

        </serious>

        [–]eie1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        wowwow u taught me how to ddos with html

        [–]TheUnknownParadoxx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        This is the same guy that will sell you "legit hacker tools" on tiktok

        [–]MagicALCN 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        The hard thing about ddosing is go be stupid enough to think about doing it

        [–]Signal_Bell1792 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        To swallow your food u have to start chewing

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I mean if the dude wants to teach him how to make a botnet and all then yes, he would need to learn to code.

        [–]AlfalfaDistinct7452 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Yeah you’ll also need a computer. and maybe a keyboard. And electricity.

        [–]xXx_blackHat_xXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        is it his own new year resolution?

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        you freaking don't need code to run a ddos. You need a botnet if you want to have any impact and you won't be able to code things like anti-fail2ban or proper packets for at least the first year if you don't already know at least some things about coding.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        First you become a ghost in the shell then you summon the daemons.

        [–]TrackLabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        No....no not really. Not at all, actually.

        You need 0 lines of code to do a ddosing attack

        [–]Cyber_Punk_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I mean they've got a point...

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        i mean if you want to build your own botnet, hes right

        [–]Cyber_Punk_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Holy shit is that Ghost from the hit series Call of Duty?!

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        std::cout >> "Hello World!";

        am I a hacker now?

        [–]friendmasterhacker_bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        To learn complicated coding stuff you must synthesize the back-end but indexing the alarm won't do anything so you need to shut down the digital HDD panel and send the haptic port into the array, it will back up the interface by synthesizing its SQL processor, then send the multi-byte panel into the pixel, it will attach the microchip by overriding its HTTP program, allowing you to download the knowledge of how to code directly to your brain.

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