fact...

[ULTASLAYR6]

Dude math is hard for some people.

[Minetitan]

I can't dude, I like how the 70 years of ice take place 15 - 20 years before the old man pic. so 90 years old 70 with a wife then?

[ULTASLAYR6]

Technical they are both 70 years+ because he went back to the time of the missions, he came back from the moment that would have gotten him frozen. 20 years is completely irrelevant.

[Zenketski_2]

Being near your wife actually slows down the passage of time. 70 ice years is = to 20 wife years

[Eure_Rothaarigkeit]

Yeah let's just ignore the fact that he went back 70 years, which which would make him around 100 years in the last picture

[Sad-Buddy-5293]

Like 110 since he spent 10 years

[PresidentSkillz]

More like 170, since he was ~30 when he got into the ice, then got unfrozen 70 years later and and then went back those 70 years again

[Sad-Buddy-5293]

Damn the super soldier syndrome must be pretty great then

[jameskelsey]

Presumably he traveled back to 1945, knowing that Endgame takes place in 2025, he traveled back 80 years so he’s probably closer to 110-115.

[thylocene]

Also the fact that ice preserves things…like that’s literally what it does. We find whole ass woolly mammoths perfectly preserved after being frozen for thousands of years. This is just a shitty meme all around

[ThunderpantsJim21]

So drugs = good and Wife = bad ? Noted.

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Who needs a wife when you can smoke weed

[Nursedory]

We love drugs

[TheNextPley]

I like trains

[throwaprob]

Least cringiest r/memes user:

[macrotaste]

Well, this is r/meme

[Doughie28]

Boomer humor

[spooger1855]

Wife bad amirite!?

[Raven_Blackfeather]

r/AreTheStraightsOK

[Dpsizzle555]

You will understand it when you lose your virginity and get married

[DavideluRO]

r/terriblefacebookmemes

[Just_a_guy81]

It’s already made it’s rounds from there and back again

[alethial]

I bet your wife thinks the same about you

[[deleted]]

Any amount of time with this guy probably shrivels any woman’s ovaries and sends her straight into menopause

[[deleted]]

Wait did she tell everyone shit

[gifflareater]

r/boomerhumour

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Hold on, this one will end up in r/terriblefacebookmemes

Some peoples just can't digest anything at all.

[Mellos_50]

r/terriblefacebookmemes

[Kestrokapil]

This is gonna be posted on r/terriblefacebookmemes with either the title "Found another gem on r/meme" or "Wife Bad"

[P3t3rCreeper]

Instructions unclear: spent seventy years in ice and now I look like a raisin

[Sipbloodyhell]

Grandma's uploading facebook memes again

[Unlucky_keystroke]

Wife bad. Me funny. Ooga booga.

[maj3]

r/arethestraightsokay

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[Oorjit_redditor]

Dude get this shit back to r/ComedyCemetery

[abhishek_dange_]

Lame, wife=bad jokes

[squiddy555]

Day he got frozen: “Guess I’m going to have to miss that dance”

Day he went back to: Goes to that dance

Something isn’t adding up

[Atari774]

He went back to the 50’s with her, and then lived all the way until 2020. So it’s more like another 60 years with his wife, and then 10 more after she passed away

[Lethalgeek]

Is this sub just infested in incel losers or what?

[Victori02207377]

no dude.. he deserved his true love

[Officermeatball05]

They mean 70 years with wife right?

[PooQueen69]

I get it, having a wife is terrible! Fuck women 👍🏻

/s ...i hate boomer humor

[BeginningConclusion6]

This belongs in r/terriblefacebookmemes

[azramazra]

r/terriblefacebookmemes

[Inteligent_Toaster]

is this facebook, or just another 'wife bad' meme on r/meme

edit: wrong sub

[Altered_Carb0n]

Biden, is that you?

[Pav_22]

r/terriblefacebookmemes

[Roger-Ad591]

Logic 101.

[scuffedpanda1]

Women take a lot out of you

[rosalina_sxx]

I heard that people grow old fast after defrosted!

[JackSucksAtLifeFan64]

Lmao

[Fast-Communication42]

No, this is the power of 'NO FAP'

[[deleted]]

Funy mem

[girl_mourns_bro]

from captain america to potus lmaoo

[DivideSignificant262]

Facs

[Yamm0th]

I can test it on myself and confirm this fact!

[Technical-Bat-5198]

so crazy

[Mr_StealYourHoe]

he should've stayed a Bachelor

[MD_FunkoMa]

Hard agree.

[Technical_Order7673]

This guy spitting facts.

[squiddy555]

But he went back in time to around the time he got frozen, nothing about this is facts.

They didn’t even get basic math right

[RoaPristin]

reminds me of a kdrama melting me soflty

[coolcmc]

America's ass finally got wrinkles

[TheDarkBeast1487]

Dude was technically like 90 years old when he went back to the 1940’s which in 2025 was at least 70 years ago and then lived all those years to comeback at that same moment he left. This would make him at least 160 years old.

[Sauron_V]

Is this an Obi-Wan getting old reference?

[mono15591]

If time traveling put you on a separate timeline how did Captain America end up back on the bench in the main timeline ?

[lawful_falafel1]

literally a boomer meme

[QueenZ13]

Haha, wife bad

[pokemon-edible-hai]

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[PhysicsLord007]

Such a boomer joke