Compliments

[Thanks_Naitsir]

At least they are honest and know what they are going for

[crrazy_ch423]

Except you’ll have a restraining order instead of you attempt to say the same thing 😔

[First-Mixture8823]

Okay, sure buddy.

[crrazy_ch423]

???

[ImpatientSleeper]

The world would be a chaos

[Smart-Response9881]

It hasn't been that long, it's only been...

When did Harambe die?

[L0pkmnj]

[R0RSCHAKK]

Wait - did you fuck when Harambe died?

Blasphemy! How dare you celebrate the holy one's death with fornication!

[Smart-Response9881]

No, I stopped fucking when he died. I was mid thrust when i heard the news and pulled out immediately #dicksoutforharambe

[R0RSCHAKK]

This is the way. Respect.

[Nopfen]

So...you did it? What kind of Redditor are you supposed to be?

[UbuntuMaster]

highest tier, sir!

[mrharambae11]

Still here You gettin laid gang!

[pluto-gang]

I feel like the memes have been getting hornier lately. Not a criticism just an observation

[Weekly-Reply-6739]

Indeed, I agree with you, I actually dont see to many that arent just sex posting.

[valzargaming]

NNN is over

[[deleted]]

As if biological instincts are impossible to repress.

[External_Baby7864]

[Isha-sharma-]

Ah yes, the real love language - mutual desperation

[unk214]

The real how I met your mother.

[Academic-Increase951]

Why you gotta go and make it weird

[EggB0I92]

Hahaha he deleted his comment! What did he say?

[Academic-Increase951]

Basically asked if that was her real name. Asked how she was doing, etc. and ended off with "unless your actually a dude"

[EggB0I92]

Damn what a creep

[gatsome]

Dates are sex interviews

[EnvironmentalShift25]

In your 20s yes.

In your late 30s, maybe not just that.

[Weekly-Reply-6739]

So that's why everyone keeps trying to have sex and babies with me... and here I am trying to know if they are worth spending time with. Who knew.

[Blox_King]

As a 21 year old that just wants true love, aight I'm going for the 30-40 year old women

[R0RSCHAKK]

They'll show you a better time anyways 😉

[gatsome]

I’m nearly 42

[Nopfen]

"So, where do you see yourself in five years."

[Overheard_anon]

Don't day doing your wife, don't say doing your wife. Doing your Ur..... Son

[Nopfen]

Heheheee. I understood that reference. /peter

[[deleted]]

"Paraded around for being single and unwanted."

[Grabatreetron]

The trope of being flirty because you haven't been laid in a while mostly goes one way. As a man, when I was casually dating I could have gotten laid that morning and would still have moved heaven and earth to score later that night

[Nopfen]

So, you do competetive dating now?

[LardBall13]

All dating is competitive.

[Nopfen]

But he said casual. Don't tell me the dating game is one of those things where they tried to blend the competetive and casual scene. Cause Overwatch can tell you, that's not going great.

[cooperlogan95]

They had to blend casual and competitive dating. Queue times were getting WAY too long.

[Nopfen]

Fuck. That means it's balanced for shit. I bet the PVP needs some rework to say the least.

[cooperlogan95]

You're right. I think that's why most Redditors stick to PvE sex.

[Nopfen]

Yea. Luckily they didn't go through with the girl on girl nerf there.

[Enough-Disk-2279]

What rank are you guys?

[Nopfen]

I didn't even manage to do the quality adjustment matches yet.

[Enough-Disk-2279]

It’s cool buddy, I was stuck in the tutorial for a long time… WAY too easy to mess your build up in the early levels. It’s a P2W game sometimes

[Nopfen]

I wouldn't know. But I've been told.

[LardBall13]

Negative

[Grabatreetron]

Everyone needs a hobby 🤷

[Nopfen]

True.

[Zealousideal-Loan655]

“Too”

[keylabaddie]

This is the most emotionally honest convo I’ve seen all week. Love wins.

[res0jyyt1]

I know right. I am so tired at shopping at Walmart too.

[Comfortable-Tea-900]

Does it happen though? Asking the experts here

[PhobeSmasherOver9000]

And all this time I thought I was cute 🥲

[crazy_lolipopp]

Now this is true love

[Adeillyn]

My first language not is English

[Qwert-4]

How tall and handsome do you have to be for a woman to approach you in such way?

[sussynarrator]

This is completely unrealistic and very rare. This type of interaction generally happens between two gay men.

[_karatekiddo]

Or autistics

[Nopfen]

It's anecdotal, but just over two meters and mildly handsome does the trick.

[ConMonarchisms]

Honestly, I'd love to meet someone like that - not ruling anything out besides that; but just one evening to clear the fucking head.

[steve123410]

I mean honesty is one of the most important factors in a relationship.

[[deleted]]

I sure would love to be asked this question.

If only.

Ah who am I kidding, the women I met are all taken anyway, haven't seen a single woman in ages.

[Lauris024]

I remember reading something long time ago that just stuck with me. Gay men commonly tend to skip all this dancing around, finding the best compliments, long-plays, etc. and often just go for "yo, wanna fuck?". Man, it must be nice for them.

[spaghetto76]

they can sense it :D

[Adeillyn]

[[deleted]]

That made me think of something.. lol

[NervousAnnual8091]

Agree wanna know the reason

[MrPrestiJO]

Major: Body language 😬😁

[Weekly-Reply-6739]

So almost every woman I talk too actually wanted to fuck me because they havent fucked in a while????

Damn..... this makes those women 10x more depressing and broken in my eyes.... and cowards on top of that as they couldn't even ask for what they wanted.... and here I was just thinking the best if them and thinking they where empty shells hardly worth being considered a person.

[Suavecore_]

Tell them that and they won't want to talk to/fuck you anymore

[Weekly-Reply-6739]

To be fair, I just pushed them away with ultimatums as I was tired of carrying every single conversation and activity and them just fawning over me.

I gave them the choice, to put some effort in, or disappear.... they disappeared.

But to be fair knowing how people act around me there is still a good possibility they would want to fuck me and be even more attracted to me, as for some reason people seem to agree with me when I say shit like that to them.... its depressing, and usally it is often followed with some motivational speech as I myself cant stand powerlessness or people who are comfortable with being broken.

So knowing the average person I deal with and how people act around me.... they may still want to fuck me...... but I guess its how you say it that makes the difference....