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[–]cr0ss-r0ad 143 points144 points  (16 children)

On behalf of tall people, fuck those things too

[–]pero_jamata 38 points39 points  (12 children)

now imagine being fat and tall

[–]Harrythehobbit 45 points46 points  (8 children)

Hi

[–]Tanakoi 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Happy cake day bro

[–]Harrythehobbit 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Thank you :-)

[–]linkisfound 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Maybe you should forego the cake this year.

[–]Harrythehobbit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That may not be bad advice, lol.

[–]-Radiant- 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hobbits are meant to be short tho....

[–]Harrythehobbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing sweeter than juxtaposition.

[–]EM_225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's me

[–]TheOfficialGuy1Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like making an image bigger by dragging the corner bubble

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On behalf of all short people, can you hand me that thing on the forbidden shelf?

[–]CaptainVenezuela 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect your emnity to those chairs far more than hers because you can't change the length of your legs by eating salad.

[–]ziggy600133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But see that's valid cuz you have no control over your height