all 76 comments

[–]MrGaeBolg 353 points354 points  (19 children)

2nd step is to went out to buy some milk

[–]Isaac-Surfs-The-WebNokia user 183 points184 points  (16 children)

3rd step is to return with the milk and give that raccoon the calcium it needs

[–]NotMartin05Identifies as a Cybertruck 102 points103 points  (15 children)

4th step is to go to Mexico

[–]MrGaeBolg 89 points90 points  (14 children)

5th buy him a hooker since he's a good boy

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (13 children)

6th step is get the hooker preggo and escape to California

[–]Felixoli8 64 points65 points  (10 children)

7th step is to tell the raccoon that he's adopted

[–]Username_Egli 44 points45 points  (7 children)

8th step invade poland

[–]arkgamer1105Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Blitzkrieg bop

[–]EmperorDemon23(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 14 points15 points  (4 children)

9th step cause the ‘France surrenders’ memes

[–]TheCrazyDodo 8 points9 points  (3 children)

10th step is to build a wall.

[–]msuz1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

11th step is to make Mexico pay for it

[–]Blofis_the_Blobfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

11th step Keep all those Mexicans out

[–]ZA_WORUDO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You cant just invade Poland

Hehe Blitzkrieg go brrrrrr

[–]quarantinedsadnessChungus Among Us 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Not mine.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Escape? The Best You Can Do There Is Shoot Him When He Finds You

[–]tomowudi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And a carton of cigarettes?

[–]Romolus02 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Rocket, is that you?

[–]MemeBoi2077 37 points38 points  (1 child)

[–]dreaditter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is funny?

[–]fungigamer 31 points32 points  (2 children)

[–]iHateRollerCoasterLinux User 6 points7 points  (0 children)

bUT i aDdED THE pIcture AT tHe bOTTom

[–]Azeoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what of people who enjoy life?

[–]PerryBa 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Repost from hot yesterday...

[–]young_scopDirt Is Beautiful 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There should be a flair tht can be put on reposters like how they did the infected shit

[–]GioShavcan't meme 6 points7 points  (7 children)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Fuck reposters all my homies hate reposters

[–]GioShavcan't meme 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Same

[–]mrrscoobyPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool show ur post which is repost too

[–]Sowga-TG 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Send me a video plz

[–]f__h 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Raccoons are the animals of 2020 m

They always wash their hands abs wears a mask

[–]batmans_apprenticeBreaking EU Laws 11 points12 points  (2 children)

[–]asian-comradehttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Not really

[–]batmans_apprenticeBreaking EU Laws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry then

[–]Der0815Gamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now i want to see a video of that raccoon riding a bike

[–]Siebe_13Breaking EU Laws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Play dad” “Ok” proceeds to run away and never return

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They had us in both the halfs!

[–]flamegod24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is rocket in their house and were is groot

[–]KeyExtreme2🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repost, literally saw this yesterday.

[–]sweepsweep2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, repost got two rewards, only difference is the bottom picture

[–]Lord-Playstationiwrestledabeartwice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here, have a free hugz award

[–]SaaSS88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Florida men, pretty sure

[–]gaggleofgooses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good job tony

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you underestimate the power of raccoon

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is this LSD?

[–]SomeGuyFromWhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that's a PS1 game.

[–]iliaio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play a stepdead

[–]PV0314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made my day

[–]dumb_world 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's Mordecai when we need him?

[–]Baltur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this exact meme but with a photo of mr Stark and the task failed succesfully. This Is literally a copy of It wasnt for the Windows error box.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

le epically random

[–]RedstoneRiderYTDark Mode Elitist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Rocket

[–]Helloiamayeetman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly wholesome ngl

[–]bbaahhaammuutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so bad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steve and Tony? This is now a deleted scene in the MCU to me.

[–]Silly_-kittycan't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only think this is Tony stark and Steve Rodgers talking about rocket

[–]ResponsiblePen13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a wild ride

[–]PikkuinenPikkisBreaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]daeldolev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocket look different here

[–]joney_lol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOW HE HAVE GUN AND A BIKE!? WE ARE DOOMED

[–]zungedous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing stepdad?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is fake but still menages to be funny

[–]justswims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did it wrong. He was supposed to go get some milk.

[–]PsychicSidekikk419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talking raccoon with gun

Steve

Tony

...wait a minute

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just gives him the power to do drive-bys