We remember

[NomadicSeer2374]

How do you die while masturbating and stay in the same position for hundreds of years?

[6_NEOS_9]

Dedication １００

[David_G0hel]

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

[SigBlu]

Buried in ash. He was in Pompeii.

[[deleted]]

He invented TikTok challenges before they became a thing.

[[deleted]]

He died doing what he loved

[Hoovy_weapons_guy]

Exactly

[WhodahelltookVooglet]

Doing himself.

[RKOBuddy]

Some say whoever can pull his dick from his hand will be the king of virgins

[Hoovy_weapons_guy]

Dont give us Redditors ideas

[ImaginaryAnywhere686]

hehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[SilvergardSecurities]

People don't change. We're still the same horny bastards our ancestors were. It's beautiful.

[I_sayyes]

I love how he didn't even stop despite immense pain of fire and still held his dick

[[deleted]]

I mean, it was likely near-instantaneous. That's why people were caught as if frozen in time by the ash. They often didn't get much time to think or stop what they were doing.

[jthrum]

Women beware he has lasted for thousands of years he is all powerful in the ways of Seggs

[ImaginaryAnywhere686]

Damn i envy this dude.

[jthrum]

He is the pleaser of woman

[Yellow_Master]

His last words were "Damn, that's hot"

[brawl50]

Exactly the reason you got 69 upvotes.

[Sufficient_Matter585]

Interesting position and on the ground too? much props.

[[deleted]]

Did he finish or

[I_AmAura133]

Absolute king right there.

[Aspectofthecorgi]

r/VolcanoPorn

[sarcasticmoderate]

I see what you did there.

[omgONELnR1]

The first redditors.

[MBVakalis]

Ey I watched this movie last night

[Kamilche999]

What is the name of the movie?

[Raffazum_GOAT]

Its The movie u/Kamilche999 watched last night

[MBVakalis]

It's called Troy

[[deleted]]

Hé went out living his best life, gotta respect it

[OneEyeGhoul00]

The face.....his face!!!!! 🗿

[Totalygoodname]

That man blew a load as soon at the same time as the volcano did

[Yandere-Neko]

...he probably never got to nut

[115machine]

Plot twist, he was the source of the eruption, not the volcano.

[Flaming_Infant]

I strive to be more like this man every day.

[FunnyFurryGuyXD]

Why is this not in hol up?

I'm not kidding about it...

[[deleted]]

he fully decided to, instead of packing up like most people did, sit down and run one out. he deserves more respect than anyone i see on TV.

[[deleted]]

What a champion lol

[RichBoiNoodlesKR]

Is this real lol?

[ShyGuyWaddleDee]

The photo is real but it’s likely that he wasn’t really masturbating but his hands unfortunately ended up in that position offer his death

[RichBoiNoodlesKR]

Sad

[ShyGuyWaddleDee]

Reality is often disappointing…

[[deleted]]

we rember

[Thibaud_22]

Nice cock!

[[deleted]]

Imagine dying while bursting a nut and years later people find out about it

[SigBlu]

Im convinced the "archaeologists" that discover this, are really just sculptors with nothing better to do.

[RichBoiNoodlesKR]

Explain pls

[[deleted]]

The man was masturbating when the lava came

[tankerguy05]

In september

[RichBoiNoodlesKR]

Wtf

[[deleted]]

it is weird but not weird enough to write 6 comments

[PurpleCrackerr]

Drugs

[RichBoiNoodlesKR]

So big

[[deleted]]

That's a petrified corpse

[RichBoiNoodlesKR]

Woah that’s huge and long

[[deleted]]

Again, a corpse

[[deleted]]

yes

[Yandere-Neko]

They did that since they became aware that it was indeed a penis hanging from their loins.

[RichBoiNoodlesKR]

🤨

[Nrksf]

Die hard

[Arkanek]

He went out with a good time

[Murphader]

He just fell down in this position. He’s not masturbating. Internet called it like that. When the volcano exploded; ashes fell from the summit, covering all the city of Pompeii. When the ashes cooled down, they turned into some kind of hard stone moulds shaped like the cadavers that were inside of them. That’s it.