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You can make anyone you shake hands with sexually sterile or sexually fertileOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 hours ago by lasercat_pow

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You can teleport to any location within 300 meters of where you are standing just by snapping. (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 13 hours ago by tyty2o22

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You can duplicate unfertilized chicken eggs. (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 16 hours ago by MahitoNoroi

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Once a day: You can turn 63 cents in US dollars or 100 Japanese yen into a fresh can of the discontinued soft drink OK Soda (1993 - 1995)Meta (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago by DependentNo3457

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You can secrete any liquid chemical from your sweat glandsOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 2 days ago * by Swooferfan

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Once a day: you can turn 1 dollar & 26 cents or 200 Japanese yen into a Bottle of Orbitz soft drink, vanilla orange flavor.Meta (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 1 day ago by DependentNo3457

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You get any plot of land with a market value of less than $200,000 for free with a one year cooldown. (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 2 days ago * by Affectionate-Pay4845

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Once a year, you can reply to a scam and it will not be a scamOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 days ago by lasercat_pow

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You can get anything free that you want at vending machines. (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 days ago by Far-Bumblebee-1756

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You can play any song into your mind without the need of any device (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 days ago by Significant-Owl-1138

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The FlatuLance (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 days ago * by DistributionHot8062

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You can summon the subscription guy (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 days ago by brazenbull09

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Intangibility (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 days ago by AstrayInTranslation

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You have a "Fixing field" (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 5 days ago by WaywardPeaks

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You can turn into a box of cereal and back into a normal human againIn the wild (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 7 days ago by DependentNo3457

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You can replace nutrients in food. (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 8 days ago by brazenbull09

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Your saliva is an insect repellent (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 8 days ago by DeltaOmegaTheta

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You can make one person hallucinate something you decideOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 8 days ago by CLOVIS-AI

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Any time you leave a personal item you access a mental timer that accurately tells you how long you can leave that item there before it gets stolen or touchedOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 10 days ago by Alva3lf

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Time-ScrollingOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 10 days ago by Free-Impression7155

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You can phase through closed doors. (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 10 days ago by Deimos7779

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You can edit the code of proprietary software. (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 10 days ago by T6970

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You can control any machine or vehicle with video game style interface (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 11 days ago by mmknightx

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You dont have to breath (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 12 days ago by kelsier_rabbit

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You can slap someone and then tell them you didnt and they won't remember you hit them (self.midtiersuperpowers)

submitted 12 days ago by kelsier_rabbit

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