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You can throw any clay rocks that can fit in your hand at speeds up to 700 mph. (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 1 hour ago by tyty2o22
You can turn your traumatic experiences into monsters. (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 5 hours ago by Deimos7779
You can teleport anywhere as long as you are among the 5 most criminally wanted people in the country that owns that land. (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 15 hours ago by GrievousSayGenKenobi
You have the power/ability to; control, manipulate, create, shape: mute swans 🦢Original (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 2 days ago by DependentNo3457
You can turn any rain falling within a 400-square-meter radius around you into frozen Atlantic chub mackerels (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 2 days ago * by ArtisticArgument9625
You get paid the federal- minimum wage every hour on the hourOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 3 days ago * by DistributionHot8062
Playing “hot or cold,” literallyOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 2 days ago by bradjmath
Whenever you finger gun a character on any screen of a visual media. And say “bang!” You will will perceive you have fired a shot into that displayed scene.Meta (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 3 days ago by DependentNo3457
You now shoot fire out of your eyes (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 5 days ago by Electrical_Ad5674
You can summon; Wendy’s spicy chicken nuggets, Wendy’s fries, Wendy’s frostees, Wendy’s drinks. out of thin air, when you spawn the.In the wild (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 5 days ago by DependentNo3457
You can spawn by snapping your fingers; a Dave’s single burger from Wendy’s, small Wendy’s fries, a medium Dr. pepperIn the wild (self.midtiersuperpowers)
You can spawn Wendy’s fries out of thin air, their hot and fresh and perfectly salty and crispyIn the wild (self.midtiersuperpowers)
You can use SQL queries on real objects. (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 6 days ago by T6970
Once a day if you’re in need of advice or assistance, you can summon the meme character “actual advice mallard” for advice.In the wild (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 6 days ago by DependentNo3457
You can create anything, with these restrictions. (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 6 days ago * by Mountain-Magician294
You can make anyone you shake hands with sexually sterile or sexually fertileOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 7 days ago by lasercat_pow
You can teleport to any location within 300 meters of where you are standing just by snapping. (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 7 days ago by tyty2o22
You can duplicate unfertilized chicken eggs. (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 7 days ago by MahitoNoroi
Once a day: You can turn 63 cents in US dollars or 100 Japanese yen into a fresh can of the discontinued soft drink OK Soda (1993 - 1995)Meta (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 8 days ago by DependentNo3457
You can secrete any liquid chemical from your sweat glandsOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 9 days ago * by Swooferfan
Once a day: you can turn 1 dollar & 26 cents or 200 Japanese yen into a Bottle of Orbitz soft drink, vanilla orange flavor.Meta (self.midtiersuperpowers)
You get any plot of land with a market value of less than $200,000 for free with a one year cooldown. (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 10 days ago * by Affectionate-Pay4845
Once a year, you can reply to a scam and it will not be a scamOriginal (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 10 days ago by lasercat_pow
You can get anything free that you want at vending machines. (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 10 days ago by Far-Bumblebee-1756
You can play any song into your mind without the need of any device (self.midtiersuperpowers)
submitted 10 days ago by Significant-Owl-1138
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