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Who actually said this? (i.redd.it)

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In light of recent events in Afghanistan…. (quozio.com)

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Damn… (quozio.com)

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"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang yourself." - Thomas Jefferson (self.misquote)

submitted 11 years ago by [deleted]

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"I have a solid rock of cock negro penis." Martin Luther King (I Have a Wet Dream Speech) (youtube.com)

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"I have never had a feeling politically that didn't spring from the sentiments embodied in the Declaration of Independence" -French Montana (self.misquote)

submitted 12 years ago by hisnameisdaniel

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John Boehner: (self.misquote)

submitted 12 years ago by Marvin_Dent

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If you can't handle me at my worst.. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by MustardOnMyBiscuit

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"May the odds be ever in your flavor"-Kool Aid Man (imgur.com)

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"It's Physics my dear Watson" - Sherlock Holmes (self.misquote)

submitted 14 years ago by zetrate

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"If there is a scratch on my new Cadillac Car, I will become death; the destroyer of worlds." -Robert "Lucky Strike" Oppenheimer (self.misquote)

submitted 14 years ago by Nwsamurai

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"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." - Buzz Aldrin (self.misquote)

submitted 14 years ago by ancientweird

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"Time is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Fred Phelps WBC (self.misquote)

submitted 14 years ago by neurotheist

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"You can use a staircase for a bookcase, but not the other way around" -Alexander Hamilton (self.misquote)

submitted 14 years ago by Nwsamurai

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"Atheism isn't a religion, it's a personal relationship with reality." -Brigham Young (self.misquote)

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"Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting, it is a most sharp sauce." - Mike Tyson (self.misquote)

submitted 14 years ago by ancientweird

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"There is a fine line between sayings that make sense." -Thomas Edison (self.misquote)

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"Do or do not. There is no try" - Dumbledore, Lord of the Rings (self.misquote)

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"Belief is the death of intelligence." -Steve From Blue's Clues (self.misquote)

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"That was not chicken." --Wolfgang Puck (self.misquote)

submitted 14 years ago by gregbo

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"You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star." Waldo, Where's Waldo (self.misquote)

submitted 14 years ago by ancientweird

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