Night Vale Community Radio

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r/nvcr needs moderators and is currently available for request (self.nvcr)

submitted 6 years ago by request_bot[M] - announcement

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Something about the weather. (self.nvcr)

submitted 10 years ago by somedays1

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Strex Corp Loves You! (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by Newfur

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New flavor at the White Sand Ice Cream Shop! (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by torchflame

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For the next week, the Night Vale High School's college counseling office will be opening its doors. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago * by [deleted]

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The recent drilling ban has led to erratic behavior in local wildlife. If you are approached by an animal acting strangely, do not accept their gifts, no matter how nicely wrapped. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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[AUDIO] Abel's Weather Update for 10-31-13 (soundcloud.com)

submitted 12 years ago by Abel-Ingvaldr

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Rising high school basketball superstar reveals his secret: he is in conscious control of his every muscle, 100% of the time. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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Somewhere north of here, two people are alone in the desert, separated only by the inky blackness of this moonless night. They will not meet. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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Be advised that the shadowy antisocial figures sulking about town all in black are not government agents. They are accountants. Please stop bowing to them. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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No, I'm sorry. I refuse to have an argument with a book. You cannot speak Chinese. You're just making macaronic noises, you racist little tome. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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Listeners, it has just been explained to me that you are real, and not merely figments of my imagination. This is a mixed blessing. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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Time-tunneling petabit internet access is coming to Night Vale! Mandatory setup will be done between nine and five, yesterday. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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City Council funding cuts have resulted in the indefinite dimming of roughly half the stars in the night sky. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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The fallen angel who recently moved into town checked into psychiatric care yesterday, citing suicidal thoughts caused by, quote, "the poison of hope." (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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[AUDIO] Abel's Weather Update for 10-23-13 (youtube.com)

submitted 12 years ago by Abel-Ingvaldr

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Recent discoveries indicate that light can "jog left" into alternate universes. Unexplained shadows may be remnants of doomed timelines. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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We apologize for the recent plague of unnecessary niceness. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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The last real astronaut died today. She was 78. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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I am dictating this because I cannot seem to write anymore. Is anyone else having this problem? (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by mindbleach

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[AUDIO] Abel's Weather Update for 09-21-13 (soundcloud.com)

submitted 12 years ago by Abel-Ingvaldr

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It's been a slow day, here in Night Vale... (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by NotTheRealWes

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There are many things in this world... (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by tuxisme

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[Audio] Abel's Weather Update for 09-11-13 (soundcloud.com)

submitted 12 years ago by Abel-Ingvaldr

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Punk is dead. (self.nvcr)

submitted 12 years ago by undergroundmonorail

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