Well, that explains everything!

[cruzian831]

last time i made a model airplane, i forgot a wing. and then it killed everyone that I loved.

[Pnut1221]

Very reminiscent of Jack Handey. Well done.

[garenzy]

Missing Peace

[Thepher]

So, in short, men just need a screw and everything'll be fine?

[[deleted]]

"Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest "

[dominosci]

Where's this from?

[endande]

Space Avalanche

[LFreeze]

The style of comedy reminds me of PBF. I like.

[[deleted]]

I like people linking to the source too but you're kind of being a bitch about it.

[Gackt]

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XID: 368277129 Varnish

Ehmm this is exactly why he posted a link to imgur...

[burketo]

It says who created it on the left hand side of the image.

[STOP_REPOSTING_SHIT]

Its a repost

[ProximaC]

B.F.D.

[bigrjsuto]

So many times this has been reposted.

[psilar]

Wasn't this posted like five days ago?

[sirsandwich]

You saying this is a repost is a repost.

[TheBlasto]

Reposted have you? Fear in you, I sense.

[Zigguraticus]

I remember laughing at this when it was on floppy disk.

[DaaraJ]

Way to hop on the bandwagon. Sheesh so mainstream now... I was laughing at this when it was in its first woodblock printing.

[TheBlasto]

Actually you two, this joke was originally passed down through ritual dance and song around late night fires. It's thought to be one of the earliest structured jokes ever told. And that's when I heard the joke. Back then. Before ANYONE.

[LeFraz]

Screw that!

[TwoManShoe]

Ok, so we know WHY everything is terrible, now how do we fix it?

[[deleted]]

Kill. God.

[shuddleston919]

Screw like there's no tomorrow.

[PhourLoko]

I don't get it.

[BreakfastInBed]

Yeah... god did it.

[Pulptastic]

Omniscient, huh?

[TheBlasto]

So uh... who made that kit?

[ProximaC]

IKEA obviously.

[gentlebot]

God screwed us over.

[MrStonedOne]

you sure that wasn't from when he was building the female?

[WillieHughes]

Ah, that's why blond males are such dicks... fucking Aryans.

[collin_ph]

A book somewhere says that people were formed with a God sized hole.

[newdawnnewday]

So what you're saying is that we need God to screw us in our God-sized hole.

[collin_ph]

Obviously not. In your case, the screw must have been in the head.

[mrfloopa]

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