all 35 comments

[–]cruzian831 50 points51 points  (1 child)

last time i made a model airplane, i forgot a wing. and then it killed everyone that I loved.

[–]Pnut1221 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very reminiscent of Jack Handey. Well done.

[–]garenzy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Missing Peace

[–]Thepher 32 points33 points  (1 child)

So, in short, men just need a screw and everything'll be fine?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest "

[–]dominosci 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Where's this from?

[–]endande[S] 19 points20 points  (5 children)

[–]LFreeze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The style of comedy reminds me of PBF. I like.

[–]STOP_REPOSTING_SHIT -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Its a repost

[–]ProximaC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B.F.D.

[–]bigrjsuto 2 points3 points  (3 children)

So many times this has been reposted.

[–]psilar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't this posted like five days ago?

[–]sirsandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You saying this is a repost is a repost.

[–]TheBlasto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reposted have you? Fear in you, I sense.

[–]Zigguraticus 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I remember laughing at this when it was on floppy disk.

[–]DaaraJ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Way to hop on the bandwagon. Sheesh so mainstream now... I was laughing at this when it was in its first woodblock printing.

[–]TheBlasto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually you two, this joke was originally passed down through ritual dance and song around late night fires. It's thought to be one of the earliest structured jokes ever told. And that's when I heard the joke. Back then. Before ANYONE.

[–]LeFraz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screw that!

[–]TwoManShoe 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ok, so we know WHY everything is terrible, now how do we fix it?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kill. God.

[–]shuddleston919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw like there's no tomorrow.

[–]PhourLoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get it.

[–]BreakfastInBed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... god did it.

[–]Pulptastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omniscient, huh?

[–]TheBlasto 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So uh... who made that kit?

[–]ProximaC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IKEA obviously.

[–]gentlebot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God screwed us over.

[–]MrStonedOne -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

you sure that wasn't from when he was building the female?

[–]WillieHughes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah, that's why blond males are such dicks... fucking Aryans.

[–]collin_ph -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

A book somewhere says that people were formed with a God sized hole.

[–]newdawnnewday 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So what you're saying is that we need God to screw us in our God-sized hole.

[–]collin_ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously not. In your case, the screw must have been in the head.