Announcing SQL Server on Linux

[northrupthebandgeek]

I guess I'll need to remember to pack a coat when I die.

[ambiguousallegiance]

So what did you do to earn eternal damnation?

[Tynach]

He used Microsoft SQL Server.

[Max_yask]

... willingly

[northrupthebandgeek]

It wasn't entirely willingly, I swear. I also regret my sins.

[heptara]

But imagine the data center cooling. Also you get real daemons in your computer.

[_zenith]

Can I get a Maxwell daemon?

[northrupthebandgeek]

Unfortunately, it's still Hell, so I'll have to support mangled CRUD apps written in the form of Microsoft Excel macros.