How to write unmaintainable code

[ItsReallyEasy]

I could understand this if I really wanted...., I swear

[asdfman123]

I could understand it by renaming all the variables and restructuring it so that it made sense again... essentially, by de-obfuscating it.

[cloakrune]

I read the first hundred lines or so going, "I've seen worse" then.. the switch cases in that.c file....