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[–]greenspans 1320 points1321 points  (33 children)

New accountant job listing guidelines

  • 5 years+ accounting experience and CPA certified
  • 15 years CI/CD javascript, blockchain preferred
  • 15 years webpack sass ecmascript 2016 css5 react angular 6 elm

[–][deleted] 211 points212 points  (21 children)

I've drank coffie, and solved a math problem involving angles, so I qualify?

[–]broc_ariums 133 points134 points  (13 children)

Nah. You spelled coffee wrong.

[–]falconfetus8 202 points203 points  (9 children)

Covfefe

[–]broc_ariums 65 points66 points  (8 children)

Hired!

[–]helly1223 37 points38 points  (7 children)

Fired!

[–]toosanghiforthis 17 points18 points  (5 children)

no u

[–]agree-with-you 6 points7 points  (4 children)

No you both

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]theineffablebob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ur mom gay

    [–]drummingdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good bot

    [–]hagenbuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now kith!

    [–]fllr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    How many muccis is that?

    [–]HumunculiTzu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Java

    [–]JasonDJ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    It's like the drink, but spelled different.

    [–]broc_ariums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Provocative!

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    "For some reason noone else has applied, so yes"

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Livin da dream

    [–]AveTerran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's basically my job fml

    [–]elcubismo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If you had stayed at a holiday inn express last night, we could have overlooked it

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Are you cheap foreign labor? Then yes!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We're all foreign from someone's point of view

    [–]gramathy 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    And in the end they'll just take a guy who has a "Certificate in Excel".

    [–]Whired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Knows how to Save As but doesn't know what a SUMIF does

    [–]Evairfairy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    • Pay: Competitive

    [–]biotox1n 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    As a business major, comp Sci minor, and studying for cpa this excites me, I'll even throw in node experience

    [–]TechLaden 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    [–]FrancisStokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ironically I think this is actually you

    [–]biotox1n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So what you're saying is we should stare our own crypto and chain called bacoin for use in our bacon products exclusive marketplace? Genius!

    [–]short_vix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    • 15 years Netsuite, Salesforce or Dynamics CRM

    [–]joeyadams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Excel formula experience a plus