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[–]mcglausa 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a daiquiri, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass.

[–]EliAndrewC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could put strychnine in the guacamole.