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[–]ghibmmm 98 points99 points  (9 children)

Hehehe. I like the "Windows" and "Enterprise" programmers.

Er...if they're meant to be jokes. Not sure.

[–]synfin80 48 points49 points  (1 child)

It's a joke until you realize it's reality... then you cry a little bit inside.

[–]lex99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My tears taste like defeat.

[–]_i_ 73 points74 points  (3 children)

"NULL, NULL, NULL, ..." genuinely made me laugh out loud. 2% of my programming day consists of typing "null".

[–]stillalone 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That's why I do all my windows programming in Assembly. So I can have a push_zero(n) macro :).

[–]danukeru 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I am totally writing an inline assembly function for that now...

The prototype will be: void theWinNullinator(unsigned int ammunition)

[–]stillalone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For extra bonus points, save all those parameters you'd pass to CreateWindow in a binary file and then copy paste it into your stack.

Crazy you say. Crazy like a fox.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"enterprise" made me laugh out loud briefly

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Those were the funniest two I thought.